Citrus City F4 x 1980's OG

The Origin Story

Bred by Bred by 42—yes, they named themselves twice for extra ego—this strain is what happens when 1980s OG genetics time-travel forward to hump a fourth-generation citrus freak. Leafly allegedly ranked it in the "Top 100 strains of all time," which is stoner-speak for "we needed one more to round out the list."

Effects: Couch, Meet Brain

75-80% indica dominance means your body will melt like VHS tape in July, while the remaining sativa sprinkles a little creativity on top—just enough to write a regrettable tweet. Users report a long-lasting high that peaks at "I should call my ex" and bottoms out at "where are the Cheetos?"

Flavor & Aroma: Tropicana’s Revenge

Limonene leads the terp charge, so expect a nose-punch of orange zest followed by pine and earth—basically Pine-Sol made love to a fruit salad. The smoke tastes like someone squeezed a citrus peel directly onto your tongue, then apologized with a hint of OG funk. Pair with actual orange juice for maximum citrusception.

Growing: For People Who Actually Read Instructions

Indoors, she’ll reward you with 800-1000 g/m² of dense, trichome-drenched nugs that look like they’re auditioning for a jewelry store heist. Outdoors, she prefers Mediterranean climates and moderate humidity—translation: if you live in Seattle, buy a dehumidifier or move. Flowering finishes around 8-9 weeks, just long enough to question your life choices.

Medical Uses (a.k.a. Why Your Therapist Approved This Message)

With 18% THC and trace CBD, it’s the pharmaceutical equivalent of a weighted blanket that tells jokes. Patients reach for it to mute chronic pain, anxiety, and the existential dread of scrolling TikTok at 2 a.m. Side effects may include spontaneous napping and an uncontrollable urge to reorganize your vinyl collection by color.

Who Should Smoke This?

Perfect for Gen Xers nostalgic for the '80s who also enjoy pretending they’re still productive. Not recommended for first-timers unless you enjoy horizontal time travel. If your idea of a wild night is zoning out to synthwave while eating cereal straight from the box, welcome home.