🧬 60/40 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Cough Bx1

Cough Bx1 is the strain that doubles as a respiratory workou

Cough Bx1 is the strain that doubles as a respiratory workout. Named after the sound you'll make after the first bong rip, this 60/40 sativa hybrid from Relic Seeds is basically heirloom genetics with a sick sense of humor. At 18-22% THC, it's strong enough to make you wheeze but civilized enough to do it in style.

Creativity
63%
Energy
41%
Relaxation
64%
Munchies
60%
THC: 18-22% CBD: <1%
Vibes
56%

Last updated: March 15, 2026

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The Origin Story (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Hack)

Back in the early 2010s when breeders were cross-pollinating like rabbits at Coachella, Relic Seeds decided to play genetic mad scientist. They took some old-school heirloom strains, whispered sweet nothings to them in Latin, and birthed Cough Bx1—a strain that preserves cannabis history while making you sound like you swallowed a kazoo. Each seed sold is basically a donation to the "Keep Weed Weird" foundation.

Effects: Where Your Body Goes 'What the Hell Just Happened?'

The 60% sativa genetics will have your brain doing cartwheels while the 40% indica portion kindly places a weighted blanket on your soul. Users report feeling like they're simultaneously solving quantum physics and melting into their couch. It's the perfect strain for when you want to be productive but also need to Google "how to move your legs" for twenty minutes.

Flavor Profile: Tastes Like Grandma's Medicine Cabinet, But Make It Fashion

Imagine cough syrup and a pine tree had a torrid love affair, and their offspring was raised by citrus fruits with abandonment issues. The initial hit is all spicy pepper and sour citrus, followed by earthy pine notes that make you question your life choices. The terpene combo of myrcene, limonene, and caryophyllene basically turns your mouth into a fancy forest pharmacy.

Growing This Bad Boy (Warning: May Cause Gardening Addiction)

These dense, purple-tinged nuggets grow like they're trying to win a beauty pageant. Indoor growers can expect buds that look like they were dipped in glitter, while outdoor cultivators get plants that scream "I was raised by wolves and science." The trichome coverage is so generous you'll consider starting a crystal meth—er, crystal collection. Average bud weight: 1-2 grams of pure Instagram gold.

Medical Uses (Beyond Making You Sound Like You Have Tuberculosis)

Perfect for patients who need to forget their problems but also want to remember where they put their car keys. The balanced high tackles both mental and physical ailments, making it ideal for anxiety, chronic pain, or existential dread. Side effects include: uncontrollable giggling, sudden appreciation for jazz, and the ability to taste colors.

Who Should Smoke This (TL;DR: Everyone Who Hates Their Respiratory System)

This strain is for the connoisseur who appreciates irony and doesn't mind sounding like a 1970s telephone operator. Great for creative types who want to write the next Great American Novel but end up ordering Thai food instead. Not recommended for first-timers unless they enjoy having their soul leave their body temporarily. Basically, if you've ever thought "I wish weed was more like a challenge," congratulations—you found your spirit plant.

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❓ Frequently Asked Questions About Cough Bx1

Will Cough Bx1 actually make me cough?

Oh honey, it's not a suggestion—it's a promise. The terpene profile was specifically designed to make your lungs file a formal complaint. Embrace the hack; it's part of the experience.

Is 18-22% THC too strong for beginners?

Let's put it this way: if you're asking this question, maybe start with something that won't make you forget your own name. This strain is for people who consider coughing a personality trait.

What does 'Bx1' even mean?

It's breeder speak for 'backcross first generation,' which is fancy talk for 'we made this strain, then made sweet love to itself to make it even more itself.' Science is weird, man.

Can I grow this if I kill succulents?

Even succulents die from neglect, so maybe start with a Chia Pet first. But if you're determined, Cough Bx1 is surprisingly forgiving—like that friend who still texts you despite your life choices.

Will this help with my anxiety or just give me different anxiety?

The balanced hybrid effects are designed to replace your regular anxiety with a more pleasant, floaty anxiety. Think of it as anxiety with a better soundtrack and snacks.

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