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Counterfeit Kush

Named by people who apparently think "authentic" is overrate

Named by people who apparently think "authentic" is overrated, Counterfeit Kush is the strain that promises OG Kush vibes without the OG Kush price tag. At 15-25% THC, it’s the counterfeit that actually works—like buying a Rolex in Times Square and discovering it tells perfect time.

Creativity
44%
Energy
19%
Relaxation
80%
Munchies
65%
THC: 15-25% CBD: <1%
Vibes
47%

Last updated: March 15, 2026

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The Origin Story Nobody Asked For

Back in 2013, when craft cannabis was the new avocado toast, Cannavore Selections dropped this gem like it was a limited-edition sneaker. Marketed as "OG Kush’s sketchy cousin who knows a guy," Counterfeit Kush became the poster child for boutique strains nobody could pronounce but everyone pretended to love. Early adopters gave it a 65% satisfaction rate—roughly the same odds as getting real Gucci at a flea market.

Effects: Couch-Lock Level 9000

This isn’t "maybe I’ll reorganize my sock drawer" weed. This is "I just became one with my futon" weed. Expect the classic indica trilogy: heavy limbs, existential thoughts about pizza, and the sudden realization that blinking is optional. Perfect for those nights when your plans include absolutely nothing and you’re proud of it.

Flavor Profile: Earthy with Notes of Irony

Tastes like sweet pine and broken dreams, with undertones of "I should’ve saved money." The aroma is that classic kush funk—like someone spilled gas in a forest and then tried to cover it up with incense. Your neighbors will either think you’re burning sage or starting a small cult. Either way, they’re not coming over.

Growing This Fraudulent Beauty

Counterfeit Kush grows like it’s trying to prove something—dense, purple-tinged nugs that scream "I’m premium" while secretly being the genetic equivalent of a knockoff handbag. She’s disease-resistant, which is perfect for growers who forget plants need water. Expect resin production that would make a hash maker weep tears of joy (or just regular tears—hard to tell at 3 AM).

Medical Uses (Besides Existential Crisis)

Doctors won’t prescribe it, but your chiropractor might wink at you. Excellent for chronic pain, insomnia, and the crushing weight of knowing you paid $60 for something literally named "counterfeit." Great for anxiety—unless that anxiety stems from your strain being named after illegal activity. Then you’re on your own.

Who Should Smoke This

Ideal for people who romanticize being broke, indica purists who scoff at sativas, and anyone who’s ever said "I don’t need labels, man" while secretly reading the label. Not recommended for people with important emails to send or anyone who needs to find their car keys within the next 4-6 hours.

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❓ Frequently Asked Questions About Counterfeit Kush

Is Counterfeit Kush actually fake?

Only fake thing here is your productivity after smoking it. The strain is 100% real—unlike your ex’s promises.

Why would anyone name a strain Counterfeit?

Same reason people buy jeans with holes already in them—irony sells. Plus, it’s easier to trademark than "Definitely Real Kush We Swear."

Will my dealer think I’m a cop if I ask for Counterfeit?

Only if you phrase it like a cop. Say "I’ll take the Counterfeit" with confidence, like you’re ordering a Starbucks drink with 15 modifications.

Can I use this for daytime activities?

Sure, if your daytime activity is competitive napping. Otherwise, save it for when your calendar says "no human interaction required."

Is it worth the price?

It’s worth it if you value irony over rent money. Otherwise, there’s always actual OG Kush and a therapist.

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