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Dawg Collar

Meet Dawg Collar, the strain that treats your spine like a c

Meet Dawg Collar, the strain that treats your spine like a chew toy and your motivation like yesterday's news. One toke and you'll be begging for belly rubs from the coffee table. AV3 Genetics basically bred a fuzzy pair of fuzzy handcuffs you can smoke.

Creativity
60%
Energy
29%
Relaxation
88%
Munchies
84%
THC: 25% CBD: <1%
Vibes
59%

Last updated: March 15, 2026

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The Leash & The Legend

AV3 Genetics whipped up Dawg Collar during the great "let's see how hard we can sedate people" era of modern breeding. The result is 70% indica that doesn’t ask if you’re ready—it just slaps a metaphorical shock collar on your frontal lobe and whispers "stay." Historical data shows cultivation interest jumped 35% in year one, proving stoners love anything that doubles as a parking brake for life.

Effects: Roll Over, Play Dead

Five minutes in you’ll notice your legs have filed for unemployment. Muscles melt like ice cream on a Phoenix sidewalk while your brain switches to airplane mode. Expect the classic indica trilogy: couch-lock, snack avalanche, and a sudden PhD in 90s cartoons. Side effects include forgetting what you walked into the kitchen for and discovering you’ve pet the dog for 47 consecutive minutes.

Flavor & Smell: Pine-Sol Meets Lemon Zest

The nose hits with pungent earth and pine—like someone mopped a forest with citrus pledge. Limonene (up to 0.2%) brings the lemon twist, myrcene delivers the musky basement vibes, and together they create the aroma of a very clean campsite. Taste follows suit: woody inhale, tangy exhale, and a lingering note of "did I just French kiss a Christmas tree?"

Growing: Low Rider Bushes

Indoors these squat 60-90 cm plants behave like well-trained bonsai on protein powder. Dense, purple-tinged nuggets sparkle under trichome frost so thick you could ice a cake with it. Sea-of-green works; topping is optional unless you enjoy playing vegetative Jenga. Flowering wraps in 8-9 weeks, after which you’ll harvest rock-hard buds that look—and smoke—like they’ve been bench-pressing.

Medical: Certified Chill Pill

Perfect for insomnia, chronic pain, or anyone whose anxiety does parkour at 2 a.m. The 25% THC + indica genetics turn racing thoughts into gentle elevator music. Dosage sweet spot: enough to feel your spine sigh, not so much you become the coffee table’s emotional support human. MMJ patients report swapping pill bottles for a jar of this fuzzy handcuff herb.

Who Should Fetch This Bud

Ideal for seasoned stoners who treat indicas like weighted blankets and newbies who want to sample gravity’s voicemail. Not recommended before marathons, math tests, or any activity requiring vertical ambition. If your plans include Netflix, pajamas, and an open bag of chips, Dawg Collar will happily hold the leash.


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❓ Frequently Asked Questions About Dawg Collar

Is Dawg Collar a daytime strain?

Only if your daytime plans include a horizontal hobby like competitive napping.

How strong is the couch-lock?

Strong enough that your furniture will start charging rent.

Does it taste like actual dog?

No, unless your dog smells like lemon Pine-Sol and fresh soil—then maybe consult a vet.

Yield for home growers?

Indoor growers pull 400-500 g/m²; outdoors, one plant can outweigh your actual dog.

Best snack pairing?

Whatever you can reach without standing up. Pro tip: pre-stage the fridge like a doomsday prepper.

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