Mission Briefing
Conceived in the early 2020s during humanity’s frantic search for a hybrid that could both Netflix-and-chill and actually finish the movie, Deep Space 98 is the love-child of 200+ tortured phenotypes and one very patient breeder who clearly watched too much Star Trek. After 15 generations of plant speed-dating, Petepacks unleashed this 55/45 sativa-leaning Frankenstein that now haunts dispensary shelves like a glittery green UFO.
Effects: Houston, We Have Lift-Off
Expect a cerebral liftoff that smacks the frontal lobe with creative sparks—perfect for finally writing that screenplay about sentient toaster ovens—followed by a gentle gravitational pull that seats you in the couch’s event horizon. Reviewers report feeling simultaneously "euphoric enough to alphabetize their spice rack" and "relaxed enough to forget what a spice rack is." Novice astronauts: dose carefully unless you enjoy horizontal time travel to three hours later.
Flavor & Aroma: Space Fruit Aisle #9
Crack the jar and you’ll swear someone spilled a lemon-lime slushy in a pine forest. Up to 1.5% terpenes deliver an opening act of sharp citrus zest, then dive into earthy herbal notes with a whisper of lavender that pretends it’s sophisticated. Smoke it and the tongue gets a sweet-and-sour tango that finishes like you licked a rocket popsicle dipped in pepper—oddly addictive and perfect for masking that "I swear I’m not high, Mom" breath.
Cultivation: For Astronauts with Green Thumbs
Growers say Deep Space 98 is surprisingly forgiving for a diva that looks like interstellar jewelry. Indoors she’ll stretch like she’s reaching for Mars, so SCROG or expect a ceiling scrape. Outdoor jocks in sunny climes report golf-ball colas dripping in trichomes thick enough to frost a wedding cake. Flowering finishes in 8-9 weeks, after which proper dry/cure preserves those Instagram-purple hues that make your homies’ bagseed look like lawn trimmings.
Medical Uses: Cosmic Complaint Department
Patients battling stress, depression, or the soul-crushing realization that Pluto isn’t a planet praise DS98 for its dual-action mood elevation and body sedation. Chronic pain folks get a warm gravity blanket effect without the asteroid-belt brain fog. Insomniacs, however, should treat it like a bedtime story—finish the chapter, then prepare for orbital sleep; otherwise you’ll be wide-awake reorganizing your sock drawer by color spectrum at 2 a.m.
Who Should Board This Ship
Ideal for creatives who need to brainstorm wildly before collapsing into a pile of snacks, or anyone whose ideal night involves painting galaxies while wearing fuzzy socks. Not recommended for Type-A personalities with a to-do list longer than a CVS receipt—unless you’re cool with the list becoming origami. Basically, if you like your weed like you like your sci-fi—equal parts mind-bending and nap-inducing—welcome aboard.
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