Overview
Archive Seed Bank took the most resin-coated GSC cut (OGKB) and face-planted it into Face Off OG. The #22 phenotype is the valedictorian of that class—purple, frosty, and oozing trichomes like it’s trying to pay rent. Lab tests routinely clock 23–28 % THC, so rookies should approach like it’s a loaded bong and they’re already late for work.
Effects
Two hits and gravity becomes negotiable. Limbs feel like they’re wrapped in memory foam, eyelids install drywall anchors, and your inner monologue switches to elevator music. Great for binge-watching documentaries you’ll forget tomorrow or convincing your body that standing is overrated. Couch-lock level: Velcro socks on shag carpet.
Flavor & Aroma
Nose opens with Thin-Mint-cookie-meets-diesel-station foreplay. Break the bud and you’ll swear someone baked shortbread in a pine forest. On the inhale: vanilla dough, mint chill, and a gasoline chaser. Exhale lingers like you French-kissed a lavender tire fire. Room note is so loud it’ll narc on itself.
Growing
F2 means genetic lottery: some phenos scream cookies, others scream OG, most scream both. Plants stay medium height with tight internodes—perfect for SCROG nerds. Expect golf-ball nugs glazed in resin that hash makers treat like Bitcoin. Night temps below 65 °F paint buds eggplant purple; skip that step and your Instagram likes will notice.
Medical
Prescribed by the University of Chill for chronic pain, insomnia, and that pesky habit of giving a damn. Terp combo (myrcene, linalool, caryophyllene) delivers body sedation without turning your brain into oatmeal—great for patients who need relief but still want to remember where they left the remote.
Who It’s For
Veteran stoners hunting couch nirvana, extract artists chasing 6 % wash yields, or anyone whose to-do list can wait until next fiscal year. Not recommended for first dates, toddler birthday parties, or anyone who needs to operate heavy machinery like a TV remote.
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