Do Si Dos Automatic

The Origin Story (a.k.a. How Ruderalis Got Promoted)

Picture OG Do-Si-Dos getting drunk-texted by a scrappy Siberian ruderalis. Nine months later you’ve got an auto that flowers in 8–10 weeks, hits 60–120 cm, and still manages 20 % THC. Royal Queen Seeds basically speed-ran evolution, proving you can have your cake and couch-lock too.

Effects: From Zero to Nope in One Joint

First puff: cerebral sparkles and a giggle loop. Second puff: your limbs file for unemployment. The indica side body-slams you into the cushions, while a whisper of sativa keeps your brain just awake enough to appreciate the pizza you forgot you ordered. Functional? Only if your job is testing gravity.

Flavor & Aroma: Dessert with a Pine-Sol Chaser

On the nose it’s like walking into a fancy cookie shop next to a car-freshener aisle—sweet dough, floral icing, and a slap of pine. On the tongue you get creamy sugar up front, earthy kush in the middle, and a spicy exhale that politely reminds you this isn’t actually dessert.

Grow Report: Idiot-Proof Purple Bush

Indoors she tops out at about a meter, outdoors she’s the stealth bomber of the garden. Feed her like a houseplant on creatine and she’ll reward you with 400–500 g/m² of trichome-drenched bling that turns purple when nighttime temps drop. She’s so forgiving even your roommate who kills succulents can pull it off.

Medical Uses (or Weaponized Chill)

Patients report this strain evicts stress, insomnia, and chronic pain faster than a landlord on eviction day. The 20 % THC + myrcene combo is basically a weighted blanket in nug form. Anxiety? Gone. Appetite? Resurrected. Motivation? Let’s circle back tomorrow.

Who Should Smoke This?

Perfect for the impatient stoner who wants craft-quality weed without the 14-week wait, seasoned tokers who need a nightcap that doubles as a seatbelt, and anyone whose grow tent is the size of a mini-fridge. Not recommended for morning meetings, operating forklifts, or maintaining eye contact with your parents.