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Double Black

Named after the ski runs that separate the fearless from the

Named after the ski runs that separate the fearless from the foolish, Double Black is the cannabis equivalent of forgetting to check your speed on a black diamond—except the only thing you’ll be carving is couch cushions. G13 Labs basically bottled ‘lights-out’ and wrapped it in buds dark enough to match your ex’s soul.

Creativity
60%
Energy
20%
Relaxation
89%
Munchies
79%
THC: 20-27% CBD: <1%
Vibes
56%

Last updated: March 15, 2026

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Overview: The Downhill Run of Doom

Double Black is G13 Labs’ love letter to anyone who’s ever said, “I want to feel like I’m wearing a weighted blanket made of concrete.” Born in the mid-2010s, it resurrected indica street cred while everyone else was busy chasing sativa unicorns. Think of it as the strain that looked at 27% THC and said, ‘Hold my trichomes.’

Effects: From Zero to Nope in One Hit

First comes the cerebral head-rush—basically your brain doing a triple axel—then the full-body takeover kicks in and suddenly your legs file for unemployment. Couchlock so severe you’ll start apologizing to the furniture. Perfect for canceling plans you never wanted to make, or for turning Netflix’s ‘Are you still watching?’ into a philosophical question.

Flavor & Aroma: Pine-Sol Meets Goth Garden

The nose hits like an ancient pine forest that’s been doused in espresso and regret. On the tongue you’ll get earthy spice, frosty mint, and a whisper of dark chocolate—because even impending sedation deserves dessert. Bonus: the room will smell so loud your neighbors will think you’re smuggling Christmas trees.

Growing: Not for Casuals

These dense, obsidian nuggets come dressed in trichome armor so thick you’ll need a chisel to break them apart. Indoor growers can expect stocky plants that double as resin factories; outdoor growers better live somewhere that doesn’t believe in humidity. Yields are generous if you can keep the stretch under control—otherwise you’ll be trimming branches like Edward Scissorhands on deadline.

Medical: Prescription-Strength Chill

Doctors won’t write this one down, but patients with insomnia, chronic pain, or an unhealthy attachment to stress sure will. Two puffs and anxiety files for eviction; three puffs and your spine melts like fondue. Side effects include forgetting what day it is and a sudden urge to rate pillows on Amazon.

Who It’s For: Daredevils & Do-Nothings

If your idea of a good time is achieving the horizontal speed of a sloth while contemplating the cosmos, welcome aboard. Seasoned tokers only—rookies should keep a lifeguard (read: sober friend) nearby. Ideal for introverts, insomniacs, and anyone whose favorite exercise is running out of snacks.

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❓ Frequently Asked Questions About Double Black

Is Double Black too strong for beginners?

Only if you enjoy being able to feel your limbs. Start with a micro-puff and a couch pre-booked.

Will it knock me out instantly?

Not instantly—there’s a brief window where you can still locate the TV remote. After that, gravity negotiates new terms.

What does it smell like in my apartment the next morning?

A pine-scented crime scene. Crack a window unless you want your landlord convinced you’re running a Christmas-tree black market.

Does it help with anxiety or just delete the concept of time?

Both. You’ll be too relaxed to spell ‘anxiety’ and too melted to care what hour it is.

Can I function at work after smoking Double Black?

Sure—if your job is professional mattress tester. Otherwise, schedule that PTO.

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