Double Cookies Auto

The Origin Story Nobody Asked For

Picture BSF Seeds sitting around in 2012 like 'What if we made a strain for people who want 27% THC but also have the attention span of a TikTok?' Thus, Double Cookies Auto was born—a Frankenstein's monster of Girl Scout Cookies rudely interrupted by Siberian ditch weed (ruderalis) until it agreed to flower on its own schedule. The result is basically the cannabis equivalent of a Roomba: does all the work while you just watch and occasionally empty it.

Effects: Schrödinger's High

The high starts with a euphoric head rush that makes you think you're productive, followed by a body melt that reminds you your productivity peaked at rolling the joint. Users report feeling creatively inspired while simultaneously forgetting what they were inspired about. It's like your brain gets a software update but forgets to install the memory patch. Perfect for those 'I want to feel like I'm doing something important while actually doing nothing' kind of nights.

Flavor Profile: Grandma's Revenge

Imagine if your grandmother's secret cookie recipe got possessed by a gas station air freshener. On the inhale: sweet, doughy vanilla with hints of nostalgia. On the exhale: earthy undertones that taste like the couch you'll be fused to. The terpene profile reads like a dessert menu written by someone who's been high for three days straight—limonene for that citrus kick, caryophyllene bringing the spice, and myrcene ensuring you'll need GPS to find your way back to reality.

Growing: Set It and Forget It (Almost)

This plant is so beginner-friendly it practically grows itself while judging your life choices. Stays under 100cm like it's socially distancing from your ceiling fan. Yields 15% more than other autos because it's overcompensating for its short stature. Flowers in 75 days whether you remember to water it or not—though we don't recommend testing that theory. Pro tip: LST training works great because the plant's already confused about why it's flowering at week 3.

Medical Applications: Doctor's Orders

Doctors love prescribing this for patients who need immediate relief but also need to remember their own names. Excellent for chronic pain, anxiety, and the existential dread of realizing you've been watching the same YouTube video for 45 minutes. Side effects include an intense relationship with your snacks and temporarily forgetting that time exists. Not recommended for anyone with a Zoom meeting in the next 4-6 hours.

Who Should Smoke This

If you've ever killed a houseplant but still want to grow weed—this is your redemption arc. Perfect for people who want dispensary-quality bud but have the cultivation skills of a cactus. Also ideal for anyone who's ever said 'I wish weed worked faster' because this strain's entire life cycle is basically a time-lapse video. If you're the type who sets 15 phone alarms and still forgets to water your plants, Double Cookies Auto will literally grow itself just to spite your incompetence.