Dr Feelgood

The Origin Story Nobody Asked For

Short Stuff Seedbank basically Frankensteined an indica with ruderalis so you don’t have to babysit your grow. The result? A plant that flowers faster than you can ghost your responsibilities. It’s the cannabis equivalent of putting cruise control on a La-Z-Boy—lazy, efficient, and weirdly proud of it.

Effects: Prescription-Strength Apathy

Expect the classic indica shutdown: eyelids gain 200 lbs, limbs file for unemployment, and suddenly that group chat can wait until 2026. THC ranges from "mildly toasted" at 15% to "did I just telepathically communicate with the fridge?" at 25%. Side effects include heroic snack raids and forgetting what you were mad about.

Flavor & Aroma: Earthy With Notes of I-Told-You-So

The nose hits like a damp forest floor after you just face-planted on it—earthy, piney, with a whisper of sweet rebellion. Smoke tastes like someone blended moss and candy, then apologized. It’s the kind of flavor that makes you nod thoughtfully while actually thinking about tacos.

Growing: Set It and Forget It (Seriously)

Auto-flowering means this diva flips to bloom on her own schedule—no light-timer tantrums. Indoors she stays compact (read: apartment-friendly), pumping out 400-500 g/m² in about 8-9 weeks from seed. Outdoors she’ll still yield like she’s trying to pay rent, as long as you remember to water her more than you water yourself.

Medical Uses: Because Adulting Hurts

Doctors won’t write this script, but your stressed-out shoulders will. Great for insomnia, anxiety, chronic pain, and that condition where your in-laws won’t stop talking. CBD levels are low, so don’t expect enlightenment—just a blackout curtain for your brain.

Who Should Smoke This

If your ideal Friday night is pajamas, streaming, and forgetting what day it is—welcome home. Not for the sativa sprinters or people who enjoy folding laundry. Perfect for introverts, insomniacs, and anyone whose favorite yoga pose is Corpse Pose (awake version).