⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (aka 'Yoga Instructor in a Jar')

Durga Mata II CBD x Cambodian Highland Sativa

Imagine if a Buddhist monk and a Red Bull had a baby—this is

Imagine if a Buddhist monk and a Red Bull had a baby—this is it. Bio Bomb Selections basically Frankensteined an ancient CBD queen with a jungle sativa, creating the only strain that’ll simultaneously stretch your hamstrings and your attention span.

Creativity
65%
Energy
48%
Relaxation
68%
Munchies
68%
THC: 15-25% CBD: <1%
Vibes
60%

Last updated: March 15, 2026

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The Origin Story Nobody Asked For

Bio Bomb Selections needed something to shut up the “CBD doesn’t get me high enough” crowd without actually melting faces. Enter Durga Mata II (the yoga mom of indicas) getting freaky with a Cambodian Highland landrace that probably grew out of a Khmer Rouge foxhole. The result: a diplomatic strain that splits the indica/sativa Cold War down the middle like Switzerland with munchies.

Effects: From Namaste to ‘Nah, I’m-a-stay Right Here’

First wave: cerebral sativa sparkle—suddenly you’re convinced your houseplants need TED Talks. Second wave: CBD swoops in like a helicopter parent, swaddling your brain in bubble wrap. Translation: you’ll vacuum the living room, then nap on the carpet next to the vacuum. Couch-lock is optional; productivity is negotiable.

Flavor & Aroma: Jungle Curry with a Side of Couch

Terps scream lemongrass, sweet basil, and that dank gym-sock note that somehow works. Light it up and your kitchen smells like a Bangkok street stall hugging a pine forest. On the exhale, expect a peppery kick that politely asks, “Are you even stretching enough, bro?”

Growing This Diva

She’ll yield roughly 500 g/m² indoors—if you can keep humidity under 55% and refrain from blasting death metal at her roots. Flowers in 9–10 weeks, grows tall enough to high-five the ceiling, and will absolutely remind you of every nutrient deficiency you’ve ever had via dramatic leaf gestures.

Medical Uses (a.k.a. Excuses to Light Up)

CBD hovers around 8–10%, so anxiety melts faster than your will to do cardio. Pain, inflammation, and existential dread all get a polite eviction notice. Bonus: the balanced THC means you can medicate without accidentally texting your ex in hieroglyphics.

Perfect For People Who...

...want to “do yoga” but mostly lie on the mat scrolling TikTok. Ideal for remote workers who need to look productive on Zoom while actually plotting snack raids. Also recommended for anyone who says, “I like weed, but I don’t want to meet aliens tonight.”


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❓ Frequently Asked Questions About Durga Mata II CBD x Cambodian Highland Sativa

Will this strain actually help my back pain or just make me care less?

Both. CBD tackles inflammation; THC distracts you with fridge archaeology. Synergy, baby.

Is 15–25% THC too much for daytime use?

Not with the CBD buffer. Think of it as caffeine with a weighted blanket chaser.

Can I grow this in a closet without my landlord finding out?

Sure, if your closet is six feet tall and has industrial-grade carbon filters. Otherwise, enjoy the eviction party.

Does it taste like Thai food or just smell like it?

Both. You’ll crave pad thai halfway through the bowl—plan accordingly.

Will it make me paranoid?

Only if you’re already worried about your Wi-Fi router judging your search history. The CBD keeps the demons on mute.

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