Eleven Roses Bx1

Origin Story

Grown by the mad scientists at 207 Seeds, this strain is the botanical equivalent of a crossover episode. They took classic indica chill, added sativa sparkle, then back-crossed it so hard it got an identity crisis. The result? A 60/40 split that can’t decide if it wants to Netflix or actually chill.

Effects: Couch or CrossFit?

First 20 minutes: cerebral jazz hands and a sudden urge to explain crypto to your dog. Next phase: your limbs become artisanal marshmallows. Perfect for people who want to brainstorm a novel they’ll never write while horizontal.

Flavor & Nose

Crack a jar and get smacked with floral perfume, wet soil, and a citrus twang that screams 'I summer in Amalfi.' The exhale adds peppery spice—like someone rimmed your joint with Tajín. Room note is suspiciously similar to your aunt’s potpourri, but nobody’s complaining.

Grow Notes

Medium height, Christmas-tree structure, trichomes so thick you’ll need a snow shovel. Indoor flowering is 8-9 weeks; outdoors she finishes before your landlord remembers you exist. Yield jumps 30% if you whisper affirmations daily. Resists mold better than your sourdough starter.

Medical Uses

Patients report relief from chronic pain, anxiety, and the existential dread of group chats. The balanced high keeps you functional enough to answer DoorDash but relaxed enough to forget you ordered $47 of tacos. Pro-tip: keep snacks on the same floor.

Who Should Smoke This

Ideal for the ‘I want to feel something but still water my plants’ crowd. Great after spreadsheets, before therapy, or when your podcast queue is judging you. Not recommended for first dates—you’ll either overshare or fall asleep mid-sentence.