🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Lock Express)

Eraser

Named after the MIB pen that made you forget your ex, Eraser

Named after the MIB pen that made you forget your ex, Eraser is Prolific Coast Seeds’ attempt to CTRL-Z your entire day. One puff and your to-do list, childhood trauma, and Wi-Fi password vanish faster than your paycheck on 4/20.

Creativity
44%
Energy
35%
Relaxation
75%
Munchies
66%
THC: 18% CBD: <1%
Vibes
51%

Last updated: March 15, 2026

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Overview – The Ctrl-Z Kush

Prolific Coast Seeds basically asked, “What if we bred a strain that could factory-reset your brain?” The result is an 18% THC indica whose genetic family tree allegedly includes Bubba Kush and some mysterious Syrian variant—think of it as the UN peacekeeping force of weed. Leafly crowned it Strain of the Day for the entire month of 4/20, which is like winning Employee of the Month at Willy Wonka’s factory: you’re high and the oompa-loompas are unionizing.

Effects – The Memory Foam Mattress of Weed

Expect a fast-acting head high that feels like your brain ran through the wash cycle with a dryer sheet of lavender. Thirty minutes later your body melts into whatever horizontal surface you’re on, leaving you with the motor skills of a tranquilized sloth. Users report forgetting what they were stressed about, what they were Googling, and occasionally, their own Instagram handle. Perfect for erasing the memory of that 9 a.m. Zoom call you definitely muted while still in pajama bottoms.

Flavor & Aroma – Earthy with Notes of ‘I Don’t Care’

The first whiff is a combo of damp forest floor, grape candy, and the smug satisfaction of canceling plans. Smoke it and you’ll taste sweet berries followed by a diesel kick that says, “Yes, I drove here, but I’m not driving home.” The exhale leaves a creamy, hashy linger that pairs well with existential dread and leftover pizza.

Growing – Idiot-Proof, Just Like Your High School GPA

Indoors she stays a modest 80–100 cm, so even closet growers can pretend they’re Walter White. Short internodal spacing means fat, dense colas that sparkle like a stripper’s eyelids under LEDs. Pro tip: top early unless you want one giant nug flipping you off from the canopy. Yield jumps 20% if you whisper motivational quotes at week 6 of flower; science hasn’t confirmed this but your plants will appreciate the emotional support.

Medical – Because Therapy Is Expensive

Patients lean on Eraser for insomnia, chronic pain, and the emotional residue of reading news comments. The 18% THC isn’t face-melting, but it’s enough to hush racing thoughts and park anxiety in the garage. Side effects may include forgetting where you put your actual eraser and developing a sudden appreciation for ambient lo-fi playlists.

Who It’s For – Anyone Who Needs a Do-Over

If your daily routine resembles a blooper reel, Eraser is the director’s cut. Great for night-owls, Netflix binge anthropologists, and people who say “I’ll just smoke a little” before vacuum-sealing themselves to the sectional. Not recommended for anyone who needs to remember their wedding anniversary or operate heavy eyelids.


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❓ Frequently Asked Questions About Eraser

Will Eraser actually erase my memory?

Only the parts you wanted gone anyway—like your password to that 2012 Tumblr account.

How long does the high last?

Plan on 2–3 hours of horizontal introspection followed by a REM cycle that could rival a bear in January.

Is 18% THC too weak for seasoned stoners?

If you’re dabbing 99% crystalline for breakfast, maybe. For everyone else, it’s the sweet spot between ‘functional’ and ‘what year is it?’

Can I grow Eraser outdoors?

Sure, if you live somewhere with the humidity of a rice cooker and zero neighbors who ask questions.

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