Exodus Cheese Automatic CBD

Genetic Soap Opera

This plant is basically the royal baby of British Cheese royalty and a hyper-efficient ruderalis intern who refuses to work past 8-10 weeks. Green House Seeds basically said, "Let’s keep the stank but add autopilot," and voilà—an award-winning couch-lock express that flowers faster than you can binge a Netflix series.

Effects: Cheddar Coma Lite

Expect a 50/50 brain-hug and body-melt that feels like being wrapped in a cheese-scented gravity blanket. The 15-25 % THC keeps you functional enough to find the remote, while the CBD keeps existential dread on mute. Great for pretending to be productive while actually reorganizing your snack drawer by expiration date.

Flavor & Aroma: Limburger in a Louis Vuitton

Terps scream funky cheese, sour skunk, and a whisper of sweet basement—like if a gourmet fromagerie moved next door to a skunk fraternity. Break open a nug and watch housemates suddenly remember urgent errands outside. The exhale is surprisingly creamy, proving you can indeed polish a wheel of cheese.

Growing for Lazy Geniuses

Auto means it flips itself to flower, so even your flaky roommate can harvest 100-200 g per plant in 8-10 weeks from seed. Stays compact (3–4 cm colas) and loves a ScrOG like it loves drama. Just give it light, water, and the occasional compliment—boom, cheesy Christmas in October.

Medical-ish Benefits

Patients report relief from stress, chronic pain, and the soul-crushing realization that the cheese drawer is empty. The CBD cushions the THC punch, making it ideal for daytime pain relief without turning you into a human paperweight. Side effects may include spontaneous cheese cravings and texting your ex "you're like a fine brie."

Perfect For

Anyone who wants to smell like a fancy picnic and feel like they’re napping on a cloud. Great for introverts at parties (instant social repellent!) and growers who kill houseplants but somehow keep pizza alive. If you like your weed loud, proud, and slightly lactose-intolerant, welcome home.