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Farouk's Black Poison

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Imagine if a black hole and a weighted blanket had a baby—that's Farouk's Black Poison. This 16% THC shadow-monster from The Landrace Team will politely mug your motivation and leave you horizontal, wondering if your legs are on strike.

Creativity
51%
Energy
27%
Relaxation
82%
Munchies
82%
THC: 16% CBD: <1%
Vibes
53%

Last updated: March 15, 2026

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Overview

The Landrace Team spent 150+ strains and an unhealthy amount of caffeine to birth this noir nugget. With 70%+ indica genetics, Farouk's Black Poison is basically a pharmaceutical-grade paperweight for humans. Released around 2018, it quickly became the strain equivalent of that friend who shows up, eats all your snacks, and somehow you thank them for it.

Effects

One hit and your to-do list becomes a to-don’t list. Users report a creeping sedation that starts behind the eyes and ends with you Googling “can blankets be too heavy?” Expect full-body melt, spontaneous snack archaeology, and a sudden, profound understanding of why cats nap 16 hours a day. Novices: clear your calendar, veterans: clear your couch.

Flavor & Aroma

The nose hits like a musty cedar chest that moonlights as a spice bazaar—dank earth, black pepper, and a whisper of dark chocolate that disappears faster than your paycheck on 4/20. Smoke tastes like you’re licking the inside of an antique humidor someone spilled coffee in. It’s not pretty, but neither is true love.

Growing Notes

Grows like a grumpy bonsai: short (90-120 cm), bushy, and coated in trichomes so thick you could ice a cake with them. Indoor growers love its compact footprint; outdoor growers love that it laughs at mold like it owes it money. Flowers in 8-9 weeks and yields resin faster than a TikTok influencer drops merch.

Medical Uses

Doctors haven’t written prescriptions for “horizontal time” yet, but this is close. Ideal for insomnia, chronic pain, anxiety, or anyone whose spine turns into a question mark after 5 p.m. Also doubles as a temporary mute button for racing thoughts and a fast-track ticket to the munchies dimension. Side effects include forgetting what you were mad about.

Who It's For

Perfect for the “I just want to feel like a warm bag of sand” crowd. Not for microdosers, morning warriors, or anyone planning to operate heavy eyelids. If your idea of cardio is rolling over to grab the remote, welcome home. If you’re seeking creative epiphanies, look elsewhere—this strain’s only revelation is that your sofa is surprisingly comfortable.

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❓ Frequently Asked Questions About Farouk's Black Poison

Is 16% THC too low for seasoned users?

Only if you measure quality by the ability to see through time. Farouk’s Black Poison punches above its THC weight thanks to knockout terps and pure indica genetics. It’s not the strength; it’s the technique.

Will this strain make me sleepy?

It won’t make you sleepy—it’ll make you unconscious with style. Expect eyelids heavier than your ex’s emotional baggage.

Can I grow it in a closet?

Absolutely. It maxes out around 3–4 feet and smells like a Victorian attic. Throw in a carbon filter and your landlord will never know you’re running a tiny, very relaxed speakeasy.

What pairs well with Farouk’s Black Poison?

A couch, unhealthy snacks, and a streaming service you’ve already forgotten you pay for. Bonus points if your pajama pants have pockets.

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