Four Way

The Origin Story Nobody Asked For

Back in the lab, Positronics basically played genetic Tinder, swiping right on four different lineages until they birthed this indecisive love-child. The breeders bragged about “merging the best qualities of indica and sativa,” which is marketing speak for “we couldn’t pick a lane.” Twenty years later, Four Way still refuses to commit to one vibe, and stoners everywhere are here for the emotional whiplash.

Effects: Choose Your Own Adventure

Expect a cerebral head-rush that politely introduces itself before your body melts like discount ice cream. Users report feeling simultaneously creative and horizontal—perfect for painting your ceiling or just staring at it for three hours. The 18% THC keeps things classy rather than sloppy, so you can still form sentences when your mom calls mid-toke.

Smells Like a Hipster’s Backpack

Crack a jar and get slapped by earthy pine, followed by a citrusy whisper that smells like someone spilled Earl Grey on a forest floor. There’s also a sneaky herbal note that’ll remind you of the spice rack you never use. Essentially, it’s what the Anthropologie candle section wishes it smelled like.

Flavor: If Potpourri Got You High

On the inhale, think sweet orange peel and dank soil; on the exhale, peppery herbs stage a coup on your taste buds. The smoke is smoother than your ex’s excuses, leaving a lingering floral aftertaste that makes you question whether you just vaped pot or potpourri. Either way, you’ll go back for round two.

Growing: A Participation Trophy Plant

Four Way is so agreeable it’ll thrive in soil, hydro, or that questionable closet you call a grow room. Flowering in 8-9 weeks, it rewards laziness with dense, trichome-drenched nugs that look like they’ve been rolled in sugar and secrets. Yields are respectable enough to brag about on Reddit, but not enough to quit your day job—so, perfect.

Who’s This For?

If you’re the type who orders a flight of beers because you can’t pick one, congratulations—this is your spirit strain. Ideal for creative procrastinators, functional stoners, and anyone who wants to feel “kinda productive” while binge-watching documentaries about serial killers. Basically, it’s the mullet of weed: business in the mind, party in the body.