Frozay Pie

The Origin Story

Relentless Genetics spent years playing botanical Tinder until Frozay Pie swiped right on perfection. It’s the love-child of mystery parents that definitely ghosted the lab, but left behind frosty nugs and pie-flavored terpenes. The breeders won’t spill the full lineage—probably because the plants signed NDAs and have better lawyers than we do.

Effects: Couch & Cakewalk

Expect a 50/50 tug-of-war between "let’s clean the house" and "why is the fridge so far away?" The 18% THC keeps you functional enough to find the remote, but relaxed enough to forget where you put it. Most users report a giggly head high followed by a body melt that feels like being hugged by a warm Pop-Tart. Novices: one bowl is dessert, two bowls is hibernation.

Flavor & Aroma: Pastry in a Bong

Crack the jar and you’ll swear someone parked a lemon meringue pie under your nose. On the inhale: sweet citrus and buttery crust. On the exhale: earthy pine that whispers, "you’re too stoned to bake the real thing." Limonene leads the parade at 15%, followed by a marching band of candied terps that’ll make your taste buds file for joint custody.

Growing Frozay Pie

Indoors, she’ll stretch past 100 cm like she’s trying to reach the cookie jar on the top shelf. Trichome density clocks in at 25,000 glands per square centimeter—basically a glitter bomb that fights pests and your sobriety. Relentless Genetics claims 30% higher yields than average; your actual results may vary depending on how often you forget to water while binge-watching cooking shows.

Medical Munchies

Patients love it for stress, mild aches, and the existential dread of running out of snacks. The balanced genetics give a mood lift without launching you into orbit, making it ideal for daytime use if your day involves zero responsibilities. Insomniacs: save the second bowl for when you’ve already brushed your teeth, because once Frozay Pie kicks in, oral hygiene becomes a tomorrow problem.

Who Should Toke This?

Perfect for folks who want dessert flavors without the dishes, or anyone whose ideal Friday night is pajamas, pizza rolls, and pretending the outside world doesn’t exist. Not recommended for productivity enthusiasts, people on first dates, or anyone who needs to remember where they parked.