G13 x Amnesia Haze

The Origin Story Nobody Asked For

G13 was allegedly bred by the U.S. government in the 60s to weaponize weed, then somehow escaped to the Netherlands where it hooked up with Amnesia Haze in a smoky back room. Dampkring Seed Bank claims they just "accidentally" crossed the two, which is Dutch for "we absolutely meant to do this and it’s been selling out ever since." The result is a sativa that carries itself like it’s wearing a trench coat full of classified documents.

Effects: Functional Amnesia

Expect a rocket-ship cerebral lift that hits faster than your ex’s new relationship status. Creativity spikes, conversation flows, and your to-do list develops spontaneous interpretive dance moves. The G13 in the mix keeps the paranoia on a leash, so instead of hiding in your closet you’ll be reorganizing it by color. About two hours in the body remembers it has limbs and gently reminds you to sit down—preferably near snacks.

Smells Like Espionage & Oranges

The first whiff is like peeling a blood orange in a Moroccan spice market while someone burns incense shaped like the Pentagon. Limonene and caryophyllene dominate, giving bright citrus top notes chased by earthy, peppery undertones. Translation: your neighbors will think you’re baking pie and running a clandestine grow op at the same time.

Flavor: Breakfast in Spy Town

Inhale and you get orange zest sprinkled over a hash-brown waffle. Exhale reveals black pepper and a faint metallic tang—probably from the tin foil you’ll later craft into a hat. The smoke is surprisingly smooth, like a jazz saxophone solo that forgot the sheet music.

Growing: Not for the Weak-Willed

Plants stretch like they’re trying to eavesdrop on satellites. Indoor flowering runs 10–11 weeks, and she’ll triple in height the moment you flip to 12/12, so bend, top, or pray. Outdoors she finishes mid-October and smells so loud the DEA uses her as a training scent. Yields are generous if you can keep her from flirting with the HPS lights.

Who Should Smoke This?

Perfect for writers, coders, and anyone whose job description contains the word "multitask." Also recommended for people who enjoy forgetting what they walked into the room for, then remembering it was to roll another joint. Not ideal for those who panic when their phone buzzes—this one likes to amplify vibrations.