The Origin Story (or How Webb Genetics Got Gargoyled)
Webb Genetics wanted a strain that looked like it could ward off evil spirits and your ex’s texts. They mashed together resin-dripping parents until this purple-winged beast emerged. Market data says searches spike 15% every October—proof that stoners love seasonal aesthetics more than pumpkin spice lattes.
Effects: From Bell Tower to Couch Tower
Expect a fast lift-off (thanks, 30% sativa) followed by a stone gargoyle landing on your chest. Limbs go liquid, brain goes cathedral-quiet, and your snack stash becomes the holy relic you guard with medieval intensity. Couchlock level: carved-in-stone.
Flavor & Aroma: Eau de Ancient Castle
Terps flex myrcene, caryophyllene, and limonene like a haunted spice rack. On the nose: damp earth, pine needles, and the faint suspicion of vampire cologne. On the tongue: earthy musk with a citrus twang that says, "I bite, but politely."
Growing: Even Your Gargoyle Needs Sunlight
Indoors she stays squat and dense—perfect for stealth grow tents under the stairs. Outdoors she’ll stretch her wings if you give her space, rewarding you with 60-80% trichome frost that looks like powdered sugar for ghosts. Resists pests like a stone statue; yields like a cathedral collection plate.
Medical: Bless This Mess
Chronic pain, insomnia, and existential dread all get exorcised. The 1-3% CBD keeps the ride from turning into a horror movie, while the myrcene sedation tucks you in harder than a bedtime story from Edgar Allan Poe.
Who It's For
Nighttime tokers, horror-movie marathoners, and anyone whose personality can be described as "functioning goth." Novices welcome—just don’t operate flying buttresses after use.
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