Gelato 41 x 88g13HP

The Origin Story (a.k.a. How We Got Dessert Wrecked)

Bodhi Seeds spent years cross-breeding Gelato 41—yes, the Instagram model of weed—with the cryptic 88g13HP, which sounds like a rejected Star Wars droid. The result? A strain that’s been in R&D since 2018, because apparently getting you baked and craving cookies takes NASA-level science.

Effects: From Euphoria to Horizontal

One bowl and you’re the life of the party… for about 11 minutes. Then your legs file for unemployment and your brain starts buffering Netflix menus you’ll never click. It’s a 20% THC slide into full-body velcro mode, complete with spontaneous snack raids and deep thoughts about why socks disappear in the dryer.

Flavor & Aroma: Grandma’s Kitchen on Shrooms

Smells like someone baked vanilla cupcakes in a pine forest while wearing cologne called “Citrus Funk.” Tastes like creamy gelato that got lost in a spice rack—sweet up front, herby in the back, and just enough pepper to remind you this isn’t actual dessert. Linalool, myrcene, and caryophyllene basically formed a boy band in your mouth.

Growing It (Hope You Like Purple)

Medium height, rock-hard colas, and leaves that turn the color of Barney after a few cold nights. Yields are respectable, trichome coverage looks like a snow globe, and stability clocks in at 87%—the other 13% will still get you high, just slightly uglier. Basically, it’s photogenic enough for your grow diary but won’t ghost you at harvest.

Medical Uses (a.k.a. Doctor’s Orders: Chill)

Patients report this strain evicts stress, insomnia, and chronic pain like a bouncer with a grudge. Appetite stimulation is real—keep emergency snacks within arm’s reach or you’ll eat the emergency candles. Also doubles as a relationship counselor because you’ll be too relaxed to argue about the thermostat.

Who Should Smoke This

Perfect for night owls, Netflix marathoners, and anyone whose yoga mat has been gathering dust since 2019. Not recommended if you have to adult in the next four hours, operate forklifts, or remember where you left your car keys. Basically, if you’re cool with becoming furniture, welcome aboard.