Ghosts of the Redwoods

History & Legend

Mountain Top Seeds spent two years genetically ghost-busting this baby into existence. They backcrossed, re-crossed, and probably used some ancient forest magic to create a strain that yields 20% more than your average hybrid. Early adopters bought so much that sales spiked 35%—proving stoners really will smoke anything with 'ghost' in the name.

Effects: Forest Brain vs. Couch Roots

50% sativa genetics give you that 'I should probably write poetry about trees' energy, while the 50% indica says 'nah, just sit here and become one with the couch.' It's like being gently possessed by the spirit of a really chill park ranger. You'll be mentally hiking through philosophical trails while your body stays planted like a happy stump.

Flavor Profile: Pine-Sol Meets Berry Patch

Imagine licking a pine tree that just ate fruit snacks. Dominant terpenes of limonene and pinene create a flavor that's part forest floor, part citrus cleaning product, with subtle berry notes that whisper 'I'm fancy.' The aroma is so woodsy that your neighbors will think you're either smoking weed or starting a very small, very dank campfire in your living room.

Growing Your Own Ghost

These plants grow medium to tall with an open canopy—translation: they like to stretch out like they're doing tree pose. The buds get so frosty you'll think someone dipped them in Christmas. Trichome coverage hits 30-40% of the surface area, making them look like tiny ghosts wearing glitter. Pro tip: these genetics are so stable they make other strains look like they're having an identity crisis.

Medical Applications

Perfect for patients who need to be mentally stimulated enough to remember why they walked into a room, but relaxed enough to not care that they forgot. The balanced profile helps with anxiety without turning you into a complete vegetable—more like a very relaxed houseplant. Great for creative blocks, mild pain, and existential dread about climate change.

Who Should Smoke This

If you've ever gotten high and apologized to a tree, this strain is calling your name. Ideal for nature lovers who can't actually go outside because it's raining or they're too high to find their shoes. Also perfect for people who want to feel connected to ancient forests without actually having to hike or deal with bugs. Basically, it's camping without the camping.