Gorilla Breath

The Wallet Wallop

Expect to hand over $30–$60 an eighth on the West Coast and a kidney on the East Coast ($40–$65). Grams hover between $4 in Colorado and $12 in the Atlantic states—basically the same range as your morning latte, only this one actually gets you buzzed. Ounces? $150–$280 unless it’s a “limited drop,” in which case prepare for a $300+ flex tax. Pre-rolls tack on an extra 10–20 % like the dispensary’s doing you a favor by rolling it for you.

Effects: Harambe Hug in Your Brain

THC clocks 15–25 %, which means either a polite handshake or a full-on tackle depending on the batch. First comes the cerebral swing—euphoria that feels like your neurons just got a promotion. Then the indica avalanche: eyelids sandbagged, limbs unplugged, couch officially annexed. It’s the strain you smoke when your to-do list suddenly reads “1) Exist.”

Flavor & Aroma: Gas Station Bakery

Terps are led by caryophyllene, limonene, and myrcene, so you’re basically huffing peppery lemon cookies dunked in diesel. Exhale is where OGKB flexes—nutty dough with a faint pine aftershave. If your grinder smells like a mechanic’s lunch box, you nailed it.

Growing: Not for the Lazy

Feminized seeds run $45–$120 for a 3–5 pack; clones $20–$60 if you trust the clone bar not to sell you spider-mite roulette. Plants stretch medium, stack golf-ball nugs like Jenga, and drip resin like a candle left in a hot car. Topping and training are mandatory unless you enjoy larf city. Indoor OGKB leaners finish darker and dessert-y; Glue phenos stay lime-green and reek like a Chevron.

Medical Uses: Prescription Couch

Great for insomnia, chronic pain, and the existential dread of checking your bank balance after buying it. The caryophyllene brings anti-inflammatory swagger, while myrcene sedates like a weighted blanket made of marshmallows. Just don’t plan on operating anything heavier than a TV remote.

Who Should Smoke It

Perfect for seasoned stoners who budget weed like rent and newbies who want to meet God on a Tuesday night. If your idea of cardio is reaching for the bong, welcome home. If you still have errands, maybe start with one hit and a snack runway.