The Tea on This Sneaky Bastard
Secret Society Seed Co. created Infidelity OG by playing genetic matchmaker with some seriously promiscuous parent strains. The breeders basically threw a swinger party for OG Kush's most scandalous relatives and let nature do its thing. The result? A strain that can't commit to being either indica or sativa, giving you the emotional whiplash of a Tinder date who "isn't looking for anything serious" but still wants to meet your mom.
Effects: Like Emotional Baggage, But Fun
One hit and you'll understand the name—you'll be mentally cheating on every other strain you've ever loved. The high starts with a sativa-style cerebral rush that makes you think you're Picasso reincarnated, followed by an indica body melt that has you questioning if your couch is actually quicksand. Perfect for those who want to be productive but also maybe just watch conspiracy documentaries for 4 hours straight. Users report feeling creatively inspired, deeply relaxed, and mysteriously compelled to check their ex's Instagram.
Flavor Profile: Tastes Like Regret and Citrus
The terpene profile reads like a breakup text: myrcene brings the heavy, earthy "we need to talk" vibes, limonene adds that zesty "it's not you, it's me" citrus twist, and caryophyllene finishes with a spicy kick of "I'm just going through some stuff right now." The smoke is surprisingly smooth—like sliding into someone's DMs with practiced finesse. Expect notes of pine, lemon, and that vague taste of bad decisions that somehow feels so right.
Growing This Drama Queen
Infidelity OG grows like that friend who says they're "low maintenance" but actually needs constant attention. Indoor yields hit 400-600g/m² if you treat her right—think consistent 70°F temps, humidity control, and the emotional availability of a therapist. She's resistant to pests but will absolutely catch feelings if you neglect her. Flowering time is 8-9 weeks, which coincidentally is about how long most actual infidelities last. Pro tip: She's a bit of a show-off, so prepare for dense, trichome-covered buds that'll have your grow tent looking like a jewelry store.
Medical Uses: Therapeutic Gaslighting
Patients use Infidelity OG for chronic pain, anxiety, and the existential dread of modern dating. The balanced effects make it perfect for those who need pain relief but still want to function enough to text back. It's particularly effective for PTSD from actual infidelity, which is either ironic or just good marketing. The 27% THC content means microdosing is recommended unless you enjoy explaining to your therapist why you thought texting your ex at 2 AM was a good idea.
Who Should Swipe Right on This Strain
Ideal for commitment-phobes who can't decide between indica or sativa, creatives who need inspiration but also need to chill the hell out, and anyone who's ever been described as "a lot." Not recommended for first dates (you'll overshare), job interviews (you'll definitely overshare), or anyone with actual heart problems. Perfect for seasoned stoners looking to spice up their rotation and beginners who think they can handle their shit. Spoiler: You can't. But that's half the fun.
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