Introduction

Overview

Imagine if a bedtime story and a brick to the face had a baby—that’s Introduction. The breeders over at Gage Green wanted to "introduce" you to indica in the same way a bouncer introduces you to the sidewalk: swiftly and without negotiation. Clocking in at 18% THC and 75% indica genetics, this strain skips the pleasantries and gets straight to the part where your couch becomes a permanent residence.

Effects

Within minutes you’ll feel your eyelids staging a protest against open-eye living. Limbs? Optional. Ambition? Gone. Users report a 95% chance of binge-watching three episodes then waking up to the Netflix ‘Are you still watching?’ screen drooling on yourself. The remaining 5% are asleep already. Medical bonus: it obliterates insomnia, anxiety, and any plans you had after 7 p.m.

Flavor & Aroma

Smells like someone bottled a pine forest, soaked it in earthy sarcasm, and added a dash of ‘I told you this was indica.’ The flavor follows suit—deep soil, fresh pine needles, and a hint of ‘why did I agree to a second bowl?’ On the exhale you’ll swear you just licked a mossy log, which is apparently a compliment in weed circles.

Growing

Introduction is the low-maintenance houseplant that still somehow produces resin like it’s auditioning for a dispensary poster. Indoor yields are respectable, outdoor yields are show-offy, and both require you to actually leave the couch to water it. Flowering wraps in 8–9 weeks, after which the buds look like they’ve been rolled in sugar and the tears of forgotten hobbies.

Medical Uses

Doctors won’t prescribe it, but your chronically aching back will. Patients swear by it for insomnia, muscle spasms, and the existential dread of Monday. Side effects include forgetting where you put the lighter you’re currently holding and developing a sudden, passionate relationship with your pillow.

Who It's For

Perfect for anyone whose evening plans are ‘horizontal.’ If you’ve ever Googled ‘how to turn off brain,’ congratulations—you’ve found the off switch. Not recommended for people who still believe they’re going to the gym later or anyone operating heavy eyelids.