Jack Tangie x (Strawberry Banana x Tangie)

The Family Tree (a.k.a. Why It Smells Like a Fruit Fight)

Crockett Family Farms took Tangie—already an award-hoarding diva—and said, "Let’s double the citrus, add Jack Herer’s espresso-shot energy, then fold in candied banana for dessert." The result is 25% Jack Herer, 25% Strawberry Banana, and 50% Tangie, which translates to buds that look like they were rolled in powdered Sunny D and sprinkled with tropi-crack. Expect lime-green nugs with traffic-cone orange hairs so bright they could direct airport landings.

Effects: Motivation in a Mason Jar

At 18-22% THC it won’t send you to the astral plane, but it will slap you awake like a 7 a.m. orange juice mimosa with no chaser. Users report a cerebral trampoline—bouncy thoughts, creative whiplash, and the sudden urge to alphabetize your vinyl collection. Couchlock? Nah. Couch cardio? Possibly.

Flavor & Aroma: Fruit Loop Cologne

Crack the jar and get smacked by limonene (0.5–1.4%) doing its best Mr. Clean impression, backed by terpinolene pine-sol sparkle and bubblegum nostalgia. On the inhale: fresh tangerine zest. On the exhale: banana taffy and a whisper of dank herb like the produce aisle’s after-hours secret. Room note lingers long enough to make your neighbor think you’re running an illegal Jamba Juice.

Growing: A Stretchy Little Diva

Treat her like a runway model—lots of light, balanced nutes, and plenty of space for those sativa stems to twerk. Flowers in 9-10 weeks, pumps out resin like it’s trying to win a beauty pageant, and finishes with dense-but-not-brick colas that trim up cleaner than a barber on picture day. Keep humidity in check unless you want trichome city to turn into mildew county.

Medical Uses (a.k.a. Doctor Feelgood’s Citrus Prescription)

Potential relief for fatigue, creative block, and the existential dread of doing laundry. The terpinolene-limonene tag team may also help curb stress and depression, basically turning your Monday into a Friday that smells like oranges.

Who Should Smoke It

Perfect for artists, gamers, and anyone whose morning coffee just isn’t performing anymore. Not recommended for people who want to nap, hate citrus, or live with a landlord who owns a drug-sniffing beagle.