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Keylime Mints x Kush Mints #11

Seed Junky Genetics cranked the Mints family to 11 by stuffi

Seed Junky Genetics cranked the Mints family to 11 by stuffing Keylime Pie into Kush Mints’ locker and giving it swirlies until it cried lime-scented resin. The result is a dessert strain that starts like a key-lime snow cone and ends with you becoming the couch.

Creativity
56%
Energy
34%
Relaxation
86%
Munchies
81%
THC: 20-28% CBD: <1%
Vibes
58%

Last updated: March 15, 2026

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Spark Notes for Stoners

If you’re too high to read the rest: this is basically Girl Scout Cookies’ cooler cousin who moved to L.A., got frosted tips, and now sells out shows at The Mint. 20-28% THC means one bowl is a warm hug, two bowls is a weighted blanket made of concrete.

Effects (a.k.a. How Fast Can You Say 'Goodnight?')

First five minutes: giggly euphoria that makes your group chat seem like SNL. Minutes 6-30: your limbs download a mandatory firmware update labeled “horizontal.” By minute 31 you’re negotiating with the fridge like it’s a hostage situation. Great for Netflix, terrible for anything involving keys or pants.

Flavor & Aroma: Breath Mints for Giants

Nose is lime zest dunked in sweet cream, backed by a menthol breeze that smells like Christmas had a baby with a bakery. Taste follows through: key-lime pie crust on the inhale, Andes mint exhale, lingering coolness that makes you question if you just vaped or brushed your teeth with cake.

Growing It (a.k.a. How to Win Friends & Influence Instagram)

Indica structure, medium stretch, golf-ball nugs so frosty they look like they’ve been rolled in fresh snow. Finish in 8-9 weeks, purps show if you flirt with nighttime temps. Trimming is easy because the calyx-to-leaf ratio is basically a polite suggestion. Hash washers love it; your trim bin will look like a cocaine Christmas.

Medical Uses (a.k.a. Doctor, It Hurts When I Exist)

Patients report relief from insomnia, chronic pain, and the existential dread of running out of snacks. Limonene lifts mood while caryophyllene and myrcene tag-team inflammation. Side effects include forgetting what episode you’re on and negotiating a truce between you and the couch.

Who Should Grab It

Perfect for seasoned stoners who treat dessert strains like Pokémon, hash makers hunting solventless gold, and anyone whose evening plans are legally limited to “horizontal.” Not ideal if you have to operate a forklift, small children, or your own legs for the next four hours.


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❓ Frequently Asked Questions About Keylime Mints x Kush Mints #11

Is this the same as regular Kush Mints?

Same family, but Keylime Mints is the cousin who studied abroad and came back with a lime scooter and an attitude. Expect more citrus up top and the same narcotic finale.

Will it actually taste like key-lime pie?

Close enough that your taste buds will file a missing-dessert report. Add a cold cure and you’ll swear someone smuggled a bakery into your bong.

How sleepy are we talking?

Remember those old ‘This is your brain on drugs’ commercials? This is your brain on pillows. Plan pajamas, not parties.

Can I grow it in a closet without the landlord noticing?

It’s indica-short, but the frost is so loud you’ll need a carbon filter or a really chill landlord who thinks Christmas came early.

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