Kindness

The Origin Story Nobody Asked For

Bodhi Seeds won’t cough up the exact parents, so we’re left guessing if Kindness is the love child of a Himalayan monk and a couch. The breeder’s other indicas usually involve Afghani and G13/Hash Plant, which explains why your legs suddenly file for unemployment around hour two.

Effects: From Functional to Horizontal

First hit feels like a polite handshake from your nervous system. Second hit feels like that handshake turns into a bear hug and refuses to let go. Expect mood-warming euphoria that peaks at "I should text everyone I love" and bottoms out at "I can’t find the TV remote I’m sitting on." Couch-lock is optional; kindness isn’t.

Smells Like Grandma’s Spice Rack Had a Baby with a Fruit Stand

Pop the jar and you’re hit with earthy-sweet spice that smells like someone mulled wine in a pine forest. Break it up and the bouquet shifts to overripe plum and pepper, making your grinder smell like a holiday candle that’s been to therapy.

Growing: Short, Stout, and Emotionally Needy

Kindness stays under four feet indoors, which is perfect for renters who still want their deposit back. She’s a 63-70 day finisher, stacking dense, golf-ball nugs that shine like they’re trying to impress a disco ball. Cool nights tease out purple streaks, because even weed wants to look emo sometimes. Yield is respectable if you can stop hugging the plant long enough to harvest.

Medical Uses: Insurance Should Cover This

Patients lean on Kindness for insomnia, anxiety, and any condition that benefits from not giving a damn. The myrcene-caryophyllene combo is basically a pharmaceutical lullaby. Side effects may include forgetting what you were mad about and an irrational love for snacks that rhyme with "Doritos."

Who Should Smoke It

Perfect for anyone whose daily planner says "exist" in all caps. Great for introverts who want to feel social without actually being social, or extroverts who need a legal reason to shut up. Not recommended before operating heavy machinery—unless that machinery is a recliner.