Lemon G x 88 G13 Lemon Hashplant

The Origin Story Nobody Asked For

Bodhi Seeds took Lemon G, a strain that already screams 'I clean kitchens for fun,' and crossed it with 88 G13 Lemon Hashplant—because apparently one lemon wasn't enough. The result is 70-80% indica genetics that grow like a stubborn bush and hit like you owe it money. Think of it as the cannabis equivalent of a lemon-shaped wrecking ball.

Effects: From Zero to Nope

At 18% THC, this isn't going to send you to the moon, but it will absolutely staple you to the nearest soft surface. Expect the classic indica trilogy: heavy limbs, existential snack debates, and a sudden fascination with ceiling textures. Perfect for people who consider 'getting up' an extreme sport.

Flavor & Aroma: Like Smoking Lemon Furniture Polish

The first whiff is a citrus punch that feels almost helpful—like your weed just cleaned your kitchen. Then the hashy undertones crash the party, reminding you this isn't a cleaning product, it's a time machine to 1996. Limonene clocks in at 1.2%, so yes, your entire room will smell like a lemon grove that owes back taxes.

Growing: A Bush That Won't Quit

This plant tops out at a polite 60-100 cm indoors, making it the perfect strain for people who think 'stealth grow' means 'in the closet behind the winter coats.' Yields can hit 400-500 g/m² if you don't kill it with love, and the dense, trichome-loaded nugs look like tiny green snowmen. Just remember: good airflow or enjoy your new mold collection.

Medical Uses (a.k.a. Excuses)

Patients report this strain is fantastic for turning chronic pain into chronic naps, anxiety into 'what anxiety?', and insomnia into a new sport called competitive snoring. PTSD, muscle spasms, and the general horror of being conscious all melt away faster than your plans for productivity.

Who Should Smoke This

If your idea of a wild Friday is turning off your phone and aggressively relaxing, welcome home. Not recommended for people with actual plans, first-time users who enjoy standing upright, or anyone who needs to remember where they put their car keys. This is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket that tastes like citrus.