Lemon Pie

The Origin Story Nobody Asked For

Greenbud Seeds took Skunk #1 and Amnesia Haze, two strains that already refuse to sit down, and cross-bred them into the cannabis equivalent of a triple espresso. After years of selective breeding (read: getting really picky about which plants got lucky), they stabilized a sativa that’s 70% dominant and 100% convinced you need to reorganize your sock drawer RIGHT NOW.

Effects: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Sativa

Expect a cerebral fireworks show that starts behind your eyes and ends with you alphabetizing your spice rack at 2 a.m. The 18% THC delivers a euphoric kick perfect for creative binges, social butterfly mode, or finally finishing that screenplay about sentient tacos. CBD clocks in at 0.2-0.5%, just enough to keep paranoia from moving in and stealing your Wi-Fi password.

Flavor & Aroma: Dessert in Disguise

Limonene leads the terp squad at up to 1.5%, making every hit taste like you French-kissed a lemon bar. Myrcene and caryophyllene tag along with earthy-spice backup vocals, so the smoke smells like a pastry shop that moonlights as a jazz club. The cure holds that bakery-fresh scent longer than your actual bakery.

Growing: For People Who Like Taller Houseplants

Lemon Pie stretches like it’s reaching for the last cookie on the top shelf. Indoors, she’ll triple in height during flower, so SCROG or forever hold your peace. Outdoor growers report yields hefty enough to start a black-market lemonade stand. Trichomes glitter like disco balls, which is your cue to harvest before the neighbors start asking questions.

Medical Uses (According to People Who Actually Read Leafly)

Patients grab Lemon Pie for daytime relief from depression, fatigue, and the soul-crushing weight of unread emails. The mood-elevating limonene combo may turn Monday morning into, well, slightly less of a Monday. Some swear it curbs anxiety, others just forget what they were anxious about—same difference.

Who Should Hit This

Ideal for artists, gamers, and anyone whose coffee budget rivals rent. Not recommended for insomniacs, indica loyalists, or anyone hoping to sit still through a movie. If your idea of relaxation is deep-cleaning the oven while contemplating string theory, welcome home.