Origin Story
Growers Choice basically played genetic Jenga with 25% ruderalis, 40% indica, and 35% sativa, then yelled "Boom! Auto citrus explosion!" The result finishes in 9–10 weeks and routinely punches out 500 g/m²—numbers your landlord will never believe came from that tiny closet.
Effects
Expect a high that starts in your brain like a TED Talk on optimism, then slides into your body like a weighted blanket made of marshmallows. Functional enough to answer emails, silly enough to forget what "reply all" means.
Flavor & Aroma
Smells like someone grated a lemon over a bag of Skittles in a pine forest. Tastes like lemon zest, tropical candy, and the smug satisfaction of knowing your weed is prettier than your houseplants.
Growing Notes
Practically grows itself—great news for folks who can’t keep succulents alive. Stays compact (2–3 ft), blasts trichomes at 120k/cm², and finishes before your pizza delivery guy remembers your address. Just keep the humidity south of rainforest and you’re golden.
Medical Angle
Patients report it’s killer for stress, mild pain, and chronic bad moods. CBD clocks in at a token 0.2-0.5%, so the relief is mostly THC-powered—think emotional WD-40 rather than pharmaceutical sledgehammer.
Who Should Smoke It
Perfect for the productive stoner who wants to feel like a citrus wizard before noon, or the novice who needs an auto that forgives rookie mistakes. If you’ve ever named a bong, this bud’s for you.
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