Liquorice Allsortz

The Overview: Candyland After Dark

Mean Beanz basically asked, “What if we weaponized nostalgia?” and spat out Liquorice Allsortz. It’s boutique, it’s resin-drenched, and it’s the botanical equivalent of that British relative who shows up at Christmas with weird sweets nobody eats. The buds look like they’re auditioning for a Christmas tree ornament—purple hues, silver frost, and the kind of trichome density that screams, “I’m fancy, now pay up.”

Effects: Rollercoaster Without Seatbelts

First you’re vibing, then you’re Googling “how to time travel.” The high starts cerebral and borderline flirty before body-lock creeps in like your ex at 2 a.m. Anxiety melts, but so does your ambition—perfect for binge-watching documentaries about whales you’ll never visit. Novices: this isn’t a starter Pokémon. Veterans: bring snacks and a neck pillow.

Flavor & Aroma: Grandma’s Purse in Smoke Form

On the nose: black licorice, sweet fondant, and a dash of eucalyptus that feels like VapoRub cosplaying dessert. Break it open and you get anise, fennel, and something vaguely medicinal—like the pharmacy aisle got frisky. The exhale? Imagine chewing Good & Plenty while standing in a pine forest during allergy season. It’s divisive, memorable, and will absolutely ghost your citrus-loving friends.

Growing: High-Maintenance Houseplant Energy

She’s not tall, but she’s extra. Expect 1.6-2.2x stretch, dense golf-ball nugs, and trichomes so thick you’ll need a snow plow. She responds well to topping, LST, and compliments. Cool nights flip her leaves eggplant purple—great for Instagram, terrible if you forget to lower the AC. 9-10 weeks of flower, medium yield, and enough resin to wax your snowboard.

Medical: Anxiety’s Kryptonite, Motivation’s Nemesis

Users report relief from anxiety, muscle spasms, and the crushing weight of adult responsibility. Great for winding down, terrible for spreadsheets. Appetite stimulation is real—you’ll eat cereal with a serving ladle. Microdosers feel functional; full bowls may glue you to the couch so hard you’ll start charging rent to houseplants.

Who Should Smoke It

Buy this if you A) love black licorice more than people, B) collect rare terps like Pokémon cards, or C) enjoy confusing your smoke circle. Skip it if you’re a candy purist, have important deadlines, or think “anise” is a new crypto coin. Basically, it’s the strain equivalent of Marmite—legendary for the brave, traumatic for the rest.