Locomotion

The Origin Story Nobody Asked For

SubCool spent years crossbreeding Marionberry Kush, Mickey Kush, My Sharona, and Neon Super Skunk like a mad scientist mixing cereal in the dark. The result? A strain that scored a 63 on the official “how high are you right now” index—beating Marionberry (60) and almost tying Neon Super Skunk (64). Translation: it’s the B+ student that still lives rent-free in your head.

Effects: From Upright to Upside-Down

Locomotion hits like a velvet sledgehammer. First you’re contemplating the universe, next you’re contemplating how the universe is now conveniently located on your sofa. Expect deep muscle sedation, a sudden urge to debate the structural integrity of blankets, and the realization that walking to the fridge qualifies as cardio. Great for evening use—unless your evening plans involve standing.

Flavor & Aroma: Earth, Citrus, and Regret

Crack a nug and get slapped by earthy musk with piney high notes, like someone spilled diesel in a Christmas tree farm. Cure it right and the bouquet deepens into “freshly tilled soil meets abandoned citrus orchard” with a whisper of spice that says, “Yes, I’m fancy, but I still live in your basement.”

Growing: Set It and Forget It (Mostly)

This strain is basically the cannabis equivalent of a cactus that went to the gym. Indoor yields top out around 500 g/m² of dense, frosty colas that sag like they’ve been reading your diary. It’s hardy, uniform, and shows off purple streaks when temps drop—perfect for growers who want Instagram clout without actually knowing what they’re doing.

Medical Uses: Doctor’s Orders, Couch’s Demands

Patients report relief from insomnia, chronic pain, and the delusion that responsibilities exist after 8 p.m. The 18% THC level is strong enough to matter but not so strong you’ll call your ex about their aura. Expect heavy eyelids, unclenched jaws, and a sudden appreciation for documentaries narrated by David Attenborough.

Who Should Ride This Train

Ideal for seasoned stoners who measure plans in “horizontal hours,” medical users looking to trade pain for pillows, and anyone whose fitness tracker just sent a concerned push notification. Not recommended for first dates, operating heavy eyelids, or people who need to remember where they left their car.