MiG-29 Automatic

Flight Plan Overview

Auto Seeds basically asked, "What if a fighter jet grew nugs?" The result is a ruderalis/indica/sativa mash-up that flowers on autopilot—no 12/12 light switch required. Perfect for growers who can’t be bothered to read a calendar or remember to flip timers. Cycle time is so short you can literally harvest before your friends finish debating which controller is player one.

In-Cockpit Effects

Takeoff starts with a clear-headed cerebral buzz that makes small talk tolerable, followed by a body glide that lands smoother than a TikTok transition. At 16-22% THC it won’t blow you into orbit, but it will buzz the tower of your anxiety and leave you cruising at a giggly cruising altitude. Great for pretending to be productive while actually organizing your playlist by BPM.

Flavor & Aroma: Eau de Jet Fuel

Crack a jar and you’ll swear someone spilled premium unleaded in a pine forest. Dominant terpenes bring diesel fumes, fresh-cut conifer, and a citrus afterburn that lingers like your ex’s perfume. The smoke is surprisingly smooth—think velvet-lined cockpit—so you won’t cough like you’re back in basic training.

Grow Op: Stealth Bomber Edition

Stays between 60–100 cm, which is basically bonsai for weed. Tight internodal spacing means fewer popcorn nugs and more dense, golf-ball colas that look ready for a military parade. Handles 18–24 hours of light without complaint; yields roughly 350–450 g/m² indoors or 40–120 g/plant outdoors if you remember to water it. Novice-proof, veteran-approved.

Medical Briefing

Patients report relief from stress, mild aches, and the soul-crushing weight of group-chat drama. The balanced profile keeps paranoia grounded, making it a solid daytime option for those who need to function but prefer their functioning slightly enhanced. Not a knockout indica, so save it for when you want to feel better, not comatose.

Who Should Board This Flight

Growers with patience measured in weeks, not months. Users who want a reliable 16-22% ride without the psychedelic layover. Anyone who’s ever Googled "how to grow weed in a closet" at 2 a.m. If your motto is "get high, not caught," MiG-29 Automatic is your co-pilot.