Mint Cookie Dough

Overview: Mint-Chip Couchlock

Despite the name, this is not a sativa—unless you consider heavy eyelids and the sudden urge to re-watch The Office "energizing." Bred as a clone-only cut, Mint Cookie Dough keeps the Cookies family tradition alive: dense, purple-flecked nugs, 20-28% THC, and terps so sweet the dentist sends you a bill retroactively.

Effects: Gravity Optional

Starts with a cool wave of cerebral "hello" before your limbs file a formal request to stay seated. Limonene and caryophyllene team up to erase stress like Ctrl-Z, while the mint terps trick your brain into thinking you just brushed your teeth—so you can feel productive without actually moving.

Flavor & Aroma: Thin Mint Body Spray

Crack a jar and get smacked with Andes-chocolate-meets-dough-batter. The smoke coats your mouth like you French-kissed a box of Girl Scout cookies. On the exhale, buttery brown sugar lingers so long you’ll swear you just ate actual cookie dough—minus the salmonella risk (we hope).

Growing: Clone Club Only

Clone Only Strains doesn’t sell seeds, so you’ll need to beg, barter, or slide into a NorCal grower’s DMs for the cut. Once acquired, it’s a 60-70 day flowerer that stretches 1.5-2×, stacking golf-ball nugs dripping in resin. Cool nights coax out purple hues that make your Instagram followers think you’re a wizard.

Medical: Prescription From Grandma

Chronic pain, insomnia, and existential dread all get tucked into bed. The muscle-melting body load pairs with a gentle mood lift—perfect for patients who need relief without feeling like they’ve been hit by a freight train full of pure indica.

Who It’s For

Ideal for dessert-terp chasers, hash makers hunting greasy resin, and anyone whose evening plans involve horizontal life. Not for pre-workout, operating forklifts, or people on first dates who still want to speak in full sentences.