Mint Trip

The Origin Story Nobody Asked For

Lucky 13 Seed Company whipped up Mint Trip during the great mint-craze of 2018, when every breeder decided dessert terps were the new black. Exact parentage? Locked up tighter than your grinder after Taco Tuesday. All we know is it’s cookies-adjacent, mint-forward, and bred to make your grow tent smell like Willy Wonka’s toothpaste aisle.

Effects: The Emotional Uber Ride

First stop: cerebral uplift that makes you text your ex “you up?” Second stop: full-body chill that reminds you why you ghosted them in the first place. The ride lasts 2-3 hours, with no surge pricing—just dry mouth and the sudden urge to reorganize your sock drawer by color.

Flavor & Aroma: Like Brushing Your Teeth with Thin Mints

Open the jar and get smacked with sweet mint, cookie dough, and a faint chocolate whisper that says “I’m not a snack, I’m the whole bakery.” On the exhale, citrus and pine crash the party, while caryophyllene adds a peppery kick like your aunt’s secret holiday cookies. The aftertaste? Think Andes mint meets gas station pine tree air freshener—in the best way possible.

Growing: Set It and (Almost) Forget It

Expect a medium-height plant with cookie-level density and a 1.5-2× stretch that won’t headbutt your lights. She’s forgiving for newbies but rewards topping, LST, and a VPD that doesn’t swing like your mood after edibles. Flowers finish in 8-9 weeks, stacking golf-ball nugs glazed like Krispy Kremes. Cool nights bring out lavender flecks—aka free Instagram clout.

Medical Uses: Doctor, It Tastes Like Christmas

Patients report relief from stress, mild aches, and the crushing realization that you ate the entire edible. Great for evening wind-downs, creative bursts, or pretending you’re productive while alphabetizing your spice rack. Not a replacement for actual therapy—unless your therapist accepts nugs as co-pay.

Who Should Book This Trip

Perfect for the connoisseur who wants dessert terps without the sugar coma, or the casual toker who thinks “balanced” means you can still operate the TV remote. Skip it if you hate mint, love couch-lock dramas, or your idea of a trip is the DMV.