🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Moose and Lobsta V2

Dynasty Seeds took their already-unhinged Moose and Lobsta,

Dynasty Seeds took their already-unhinged Moose and Lobsta, sent it to finishing school, and produced V2—now with 47% less panic attack and 100% more "why does my room smell like a Maine gift shop?" It's the cannabis equivalent of a lumberjack who summers on Cape Cod.

Creativity
82%
Energy
60%
Relaxation
42%
Munchies
63%
THC: 18-26% CBD: <1%
Vibes
61%

Last updated: March 15, 2026

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The Tea (Overview)

Imagine a strain named after two animals that have never shared a meal, let alone a joint. Dynasty Seeds said "hold my beer" and dropped Moose and Lobsta V2—an updated, sativa-leaning oddity that somehow marries pine-forest moose musk with briny, buttered crustacean vibes. Version 2 means fewer mutant phenos, more trichome bling, and a flowering time that won’t outlast your HBO subscription.

What It Actually Does (Effects)

At 18-26% THC, the high starts like a double espresso administered by a squirrel: immediate, chatty, and convinced you can finish that novel. Thirty minutes later the sativa edge smooths into a focused, body-aware buzz—perfect for spreadsheets, sunset hikes, or explaining crypto to your mom without crying. Couch-lock is optional; ego inflation is included.

Smells & Tastes Like...

Crack the jar and get slapped by a Christmas-tree air-freshener dunked in garlic butter. Terpinolene brings the crisp pine, caryophyllene sneaks in peppery shellfish spice, and myrcene rounds it out with a whisper of caramelized lobster tomalley. Yes, it’s weird. Yes, you’ll keep sniffing.

Growing: A Love Letter to Topping

These ladies stretch like they’re auditioning for the NBA—expect 2-3x height in early bloom. LST, topping, or a scoldingly firm pep talk keeps the canopy sane. 9-10 weeks of flowering yields frosty, spear-shaped colas that trim easier than the original but still demand elbow grease. She laughs at mildew, side-eyes overwatering, and blushes purple if nights flirt with 65 °F.

Medical BS (But Real)

Patients report it kicks depression square in the ass and tells anxiety to wait in the car. Great for daytime pain, ADHD squirrel-brain, or anyone who needs to adult without feeling like a sedated potato. Appetite stimulation is mild unless you’re already craving lobster rolls—in which case, budget accordingly.

Who Should Smoke This

Crafted for the connoisseur who names their bong after a maritime disaster and wants weed that tastes like a forest fucked a seafood platter. If you like hazes but hate heart-racy nonsense, or if you’re a New Englander homesick for pine needles and dock funk, congrats—this is your spirit animal.

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❓ Frequently Asked Questions About Moose and Lobsta V2

Is Moose and Lobsta V2 actually indica or sativa?

Dynasty swears it’s a sativa-leaning hybrid, but some shops still list it as indica because they can’t read. Expect sativa energy with hybrid manners.

Will it make me smell like a bait shop?

Only if you bathe in the jar. The aroma is more pine-butter than eau-de-fish-market, but maybe skip it before first dates with seafood chefs.

How hard is it to grow indoors?

Medium. She’s stretchy but not spiteful—train early, keep humidity in check, and she’ll reward you with trichome-dipped spears that look like Christmas ornaments for crustaceans.

What’s the difference between V1 and V2?

V2 tightened the gene pool: faster finish, stabler phenos, and fewer plants that smell like gym socks. Think of it as the director’s cut with 30% less WTF.

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