Neville Haze Auto

The Origin Story Nobody Asked For

World of Seeds basically asked, "What if we took the legendary Neville Haze, gave it a Red Bull, and removed the waiting?" Boom—autoflower sativa that finishes before your T-break ends. Named after the breeder who basically invented modern sinsemilla, this strain is his ghost in turbo mode.

Effects: Legal Jet Fuel

Expect a cerebral trampoline bounce that lands you in the "I should totally start a podcast" zone. At 15-20% THC it won’t orbit you into space, but you’ll definitely forget where you left your keys, your dignity, and possibly your 2025. Great for creative procrastination and pretending you’re productive.

Flavor & Aroma: Lemon-Scented Plot Twist

Smells like someone maced a pine tree with citrus Febreze. First hit delivers spicy lemon zest; the exhale leaves a peppery after-party on your tongue. Room note is so loud your neighbors will think you're running a covert lemonade stand.

Growing: Set It and Forget It (Sort Of)

Auto genetics mean you can literally plant this, binge three seasons of whatever, and come back to resin-dripping colas. Yields 350-450 g/m² indoors, 60-120 g/plant outdoors—basically a Costco-size jar of motivation. Likes light like influencers like ring lights; keep pH chill and she’ll reward you.

Medical Uses: Doctor, My Couch Is Full of Ideas

Patients reach for NH Auto to combat fatigue, depression, and the soul-crushing realization that it’s only Tuesday. It’s the strain equivalent of a double espresso with none of the jitters—unless you overdo it, in which case enjoy your spontaneous interpretive dance recital.

Who Should Smoke This

Perfect for writers, gamers, and anyone whose to-do list is longer than a CVS receipt. Not recommended for people whose only plan is "nap." If your idea of a wild night is alphabetizing your vinyl, maybe stick to chamomile.