OG #39

The Origin Story Nobody Asked For

Deep Ellum Seed Company basically took OG Kush to therapy, worked through its sativa issues, and came back with OG #39—a strain so indica it double-books you with REM sleep. First unveiled at regional cannabis expos where judges reportedly forgot to judge, it’s been called “a milestone” by people who think milestones are best experienced horizontally.

Effects: From Standing to Horizontal in 3.5 Seconds

Expect a THC-fueled freight train that unbuttons your stress like it’s paid by the snap. Limbs melt, eyelids unionize, and suddenly binge-watching three seasons of a show you don’t even like feels like a career accomplishment. It’s the rare strain that makes standing up feel like a party trick you haven’t practiced.

Flavor & Aroma: Pine-Sol Meets Lemon Zest in a Forest

Nose-dive into dank earth and pine needles, chased by a citrus whisper that says, “Don’t worry, Mom, it’s just a Christmas candle.” Break the bud and spice racks itself, coughing up hints of lemon zest like it’s trying to impress your tongue’s HR department. Smoke it and you’ll swear someone replaced your blood with edible potpourri—in the best way.

Growing: A Plant That Likes Its Personal Space

OG #39 grows short, stocky, and emotionally unavailable—perfect for closet grows and roommates you already ignore. Expect dense, purple-tinged colas that look hand-sculpted by a stoned Michelangelo. Flowering time is 8–9 weeks, after which the plant basically hands you a resignation letter and says, “I’m out, enjoy the nap.”

Medical Uses: Prescription-Strength Chill Pill

Doctors won’t write this on a pad, but patients swear by it for insomnia, anxiety, and backs that sound like bubble wrap. The body high is so thorough it could double as a weighted blanket made of THC. Side effects include forgetting what you were stressed about, then forgetting you forgot.

Who Should Smoke This

Ideal for anyone whose fitness tracker just sends push notifications that say “really?” Great for introverts, insomniacs, and people who consider “going out” walking to the fridge. If your weekend plans were already “maybe,” congratulations—OG #39 just RSVP’d for you.