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OG Kush by Kera Seeds

Meet the strain that’s been getting your dad high since dial

Meet the strain that’s been getting your dad high since dial-up internet. OG Kush is basically the cannabis equivalent of that friend who peaked in high school but still somehow owns a Tesla—classic, loud, and still thinks it's 1996.

Creativity
68%
Energy
35%
Relaxation
82%
Munchies
74%
THC: 19% CBD: <1%
Vibes
61%

Last updated: March 15, 2026

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Strain Overview

The grand-daddy of all modern indicas, OG Kush is what happens when Northern Lights gets drunk at a West Coast party and never leaves. Bred by Kera Seeds to keep the 90s alive, this strain is 100-120 cm of pure nostalgia wrapped in trichomes dense enough to look like your windshield after a snowstorm. Dense, resinous nugs that smell like a gas station next to a pine forest—because subtlety is for edibles.

Effects

Expect the kind of full-body hug that makes you cancel plans you didn’t even have. At 19% THC, it won’t send you to the moon, but it will definitely call you an Uber to the couch. Users report a euphoric head high that quickly melts into a body stone so heavy you’ll start apologizing to your furniture for sitting on it. Great for binge-watching documentaries about sharks you’ll never remember.

Flavor & Aroma

Smells like your high-school backpack: diesel, pine, and a faint citrus note that might just be your dignity evaporating. The flavor starts with a sharp lemon-lime slap, followed by an earthy aftertaste that lingers like that one friend who won't leave the party. Myrcene brings the musk, limonene brings the zest, and together they create the olfactory equivalent of a Phish concert parking lot.

Growing

OG Kush grows like that one cousin who moved in "temporarily"—fast, bushy, and eventually takes over the entire closet. Indoor yields are generous if you can handle its irregular canopy and thick stems that seem to bench-press other plants. Flowering in 8-9 weeks, it's forgiving enough for beginners but sassy enough to keep veterans humble. Pro tip: defoliate like you're Marie Kondo on edibles.

Medical Uses

Doctors hate this one weird trick for turning anxiety into giggles. OG Kush is the go-to for stress, insomnia, and that vague existential dread you get from checking your bank account. The heavy body effects make it perfect for chronic pain, while the cerebral uplift tackles depression harder than a motivational speaker with a Red Bull addiction. Side effects may include forgetting what you were just mad about.

Who It's For

Ideal for anyone whose personality is "I work hard, but my back hurts." Perfect for dads who still say "dope" unironically, millennials pretending to like vinyl, and anyone who thinks 19% THC is "respectable." Not for beginners unless you enjoy the sensation of becoming one with your carpet. Also pairs well with pizza, pajamas, and pretending you're too stoned to do the dishes.


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❓ Frequently Asked Questions About OG Kush by Kera Seeds

Is OG Kush actually from the 90s?

Yes, it's literally older than Google. This strain was getting people paranoid about the Y2K bug before your Wi-Fi existed.

Will 19% THC wreck me?

Only if you've been smoking oregano. For most, it's a solid "I should probably sit down" level, not "I just FaceTimed my cat for 45 minutes." Your mileage may vary based on tolerance and whether you ate lunch.

Why does it smell like a gas station?

That's the myrcene-diesel combo, baby. OG Kush literally smells like it could power a Honda Civic, and that's how you know it's working.

Can I grow this in a closet?

Absolutely, it loves cramped spaces and judgmental lighting. Just expect it to smell like you’re running a small-scale oil refinery in there. Your neighbors will either think you're a chemist or really into scented candles.

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