Oreo King x Strawberry Banana x Tangie

The Family Tree (Who Slept With Who)

Crockett Family Farms basically took their greatest hits—Tangie’s citrus mic-drop, Strawberry Banana’s creamy resin bomb, and Oreo King’s dark cookie swagger—and shotgun-married them in a polyamorous breeding orgy. Tangie brings the zesty sativa energy, Strawberry Banana adds indica-style couch glue and candy sweetness, while Oreo King supplies the dessert funk and THC horsepower. It’s like the Avengers of terp profiles, only less spandex and more trichomes.

Effects: Rollercoaster With Couch Cushions

First wave: Tangie’s limonene smacks you with a citrus joy buzz that makes your to-do list look like a coloring book. Second wave: Strawberry Banana’s myrcene and linalool wrap your limbs in a weighted blanket. Final wave: Oreo King’s caryophyllene lands like a warm cookie straight from the oven, convincing you that streaming an entire season is a legitimate life goal. Functional enough for creative bursts, sedating enough to turn you into a human lava lamp by hour two.

Flavor & Aroma: Willy Wonka’s Grow Room

Open the jar and brace yourself: fresh orange zest punches first, followed by strawberry taffy and a backend of chocolate-cream funk that smells like someone spilled Nesquik in a bakery. Smoke it and you get a creamy citrus inhale with a cookie-dough exhale that lingers like you French-kissed a dessert tray. Terp hunters will pick up limonene, myrcene, and caryophyllene doing the tango on your taste buds.

Growing: Glitter Factory in Your Tent

Medium height, strong side branching, and trichomes that show up early like overachievers at a party. Expect dense, golf-ball nugs that turn purple under 60°F nights—great for Instagram bragging rights. Resin production is borderline obscene, so have extra trim bags if you’re planning solventless hash. Flowering runs 8–9 weeks; yield is solid but not “sell your car” huge. Keep airflow tight—those thick colas can trap moisture like a sponge in a sauna.

Medical: Doctor’s Note From Snack Heaven

Great for stress, mild pain, and the existential dread of running out of snacks. The limonene lifts mood without launching you into orbit, while the caryophyllene and myrcene tackle inflammation and muscle tension. Users report relief from anxiety, nausea, and the sudden urge to reorganize the entire kitchen at 2 a.m. Standard dry-mouth warning; keep a juice box handy or risk turning into sandpaper.

Best For: Who Should Risk It

Perfect for the dessert-obsessed toker who wants dessert AND citrus without choosing. Artists needing a creativity boost before melting into the couch will vibe hard. If you’re prone to “one more episode” binges, clear your calendar. Newbies: start low—22% THC plus dessert terps can trick you into overindulging faster than you can say “just one more cookie.”