What Even Is This Thing?
Orient Automatic is Blim Burn’s attempt at making the laziest indica even lazier by removing the need to adjust light schedules. Think of it as indica with cruise control—75-85% indica genetics that flower automatically in 8-10 weeks because the plant literally can't be bothered to wait for your lighting preferences. It's like the strain equivalent of that friend who shows up early to parties just to claim the couch.
Effects (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Couch)
This isn't your "let's go on a hike" strain—unless your idea of hiking is the journey from the couch to the fridge. Expect full-body sedation that hits harder than your mom's guilt trips. The 18% THC content is the sweet spot where you're definitely stoned but still remember where you put the remote. Users report feeling like a weighted blanket gained sentience and decided to hug them forever.
Flavor Profile: Earth, Spice, and Everything Nice (and Couch-y)
Tastes like someone blended a forest floor with a spice rack and sprinkled in some herbal tea. The earthy base notes are so prominent you might check your shoes, while the spicy finish lingers like that one friend who doesn't get social cues. There's a subtle garlicky undertone that makes you question your life choices but in a good way. Basically, it's what your yoga instructor's apartment smells like, but you get to eat it.
Growing This Lazy Beauty
At 60-100cm tall, Orient Automatic is the perfect strain for people who want to grow weed but also want to hide it from their landlord, their mom, and their own ambition. This plant stays compact like it's socially awkward at parties. The dense, purple-tinged buds look like they shop at the same jewelry store as your grandma—covered in so many trichomes it looks like it got into a glitter fight. Multiple harvests per season outdoors because this overachiever doesn't know when to quit.
Medical Uses (Beyond Netflix and Actually Chill)
Doctors won't prescribe it, but your anxiety might. This strain treats insomnia like it's a competitive sport, tackling sleeplessness with the enthusiasm of a weighted blanket salesman. Chronic pain patients report feeling so relaxed they forgot they were in pain—or maybe they're just too stoned to care. The myrcene and caryophyllene combo works harder than your therapist to convince your muscles to just... let go.
You Should Smoke This If...
...your ideal Friday night involves horizontal life pauses and deep philosophical conversations with your cat. Perfect for introverts, insomniacs, and people who think "going out" means moving from the bed to the couch. If you've ever used the phrase "I can't, my plants need me" as an excuse to avoid social interaction, congratulations—you've found your spirit strain. Warning: May cause excessive snacking and profound insights about why your ex was actually the problem.
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