Original Amnesia

The Tea on This Haze

Original Amnesia is basically the cannabis equivalent of that friend who tells amazing stories but never remembers your birthday. Born from a scandalous three-way between Neville's Haze, Enemy of the State, and some mystery landraces, this 70/30 sativa-dominant hybrid has been making people forget their own phone numbers since the early 2000s. Silent Seeds spent years perfecting the art of selective amnesia, probably because they kept forgetting what they were breeding in the first place.

Effects: Welcome to Goldfish Mode

One hit and you'll be googling "how to tie shoes" while simultaneously solving complex math problems in your head. The high hits like a freight train of euphoria, launching you into a creative dimension where your forgotten childhood memories might resurface... or maybe you're just making new ones up? Users report feeling energetic enough to clean their entire house but too scattered to remember where they put the cleaning supplies. Perfect for artists, writers, and anyone who wants to experience time as a theoretical concept.

Flavor & Aroma: Pine-Sol Meets Lemon Pledge

The smell hits you like walking through a pine forest while eating lemon bars, if that forest was also somehow a Fresh Prince episode. The terpene profile is dominated by myrcene and limonene, giving it that distinctive "I just cleaned my entire apartment with citrus cleaner" vibe. Flavor-wise, expect earthy pine notes with a sweet citrus finish that'll make your taste buds forget every other strain they've ever tried. Pro tip: your neighbors will definitely know what you're smoking, so maybe invest in some Febreze.

Growing: Not for the Forgetful

This strain grows like it's got something to prove, stretching tall and proud with buds that look like they're wearing tiny crystal disco suits. Indoor growers can expect yields of 500-600g/m², but good luck remembering your feeding schedule. Outdoors, these plants can reach heights that'll make your HOA president clutch their pearls. Flowering time is 10-11 weeks, which is just long enough for you to forget you even planted it. The trichome coverage is so dense you could probably use the buds as tiny disco balls for hamsters.

Medical Benefits: Doctor's Orders

Doctors prescribe this for depression, fatigue, and people who need to forget their ex's phone number. It's particularly effective for ADD/ADHD because honestly, you won't be able to focus on anything long enough to have attention issues. Great for chronic pain, but you might forget where you put your pain meds. Some users report it helps with PTSD, though you might also forget where you left your trauma. Side effects include forgetting what you were just talking about mid-sentence.

Perfect For

This strain is ideal for creative types who want to write the next great American novel but will probably just end up reorganizing their sock drawer by color instead. Perfect for gamers who want to experience every side quest but forget the main storyline. Great for parties where you want to be the life of it but also forget everyone's names. Not recommended for people who need to remember important things like anniversaries, job interviews, or where they live.