Outer Space

Mission Briefing

Grown somewhere between a West Coast basement and a Pacific Northwest greenhouse, Outer Space is Trinity x Island Sweet Skunk—basically the love child of a pine forest and a grapefruit that read too much sci-fi. Breeders wanted a sativa that finishes in 8–9 weeks indoors so you can get high before you get evicted. Mission accomplished.

Effects: Houston, We Have Focus

Expect a cerebral slap that says, ‘Write that screenplay, NOW!’ Users report laser-sharp focus, uncontrollable giggles, and a sudden urge to clean the oven with a toothbrush. Paranoia level: mild—mostly fear that your roommate will eat the last Pop-Tart. Couch-lock is rare unless you count the couch you’ll be dancing on.

Flavor & Aroma: Eau de Gas Station Sorbet

Crack the jar and get punched by lime zest, grapefruit peel, and that classic skunky backhand your neighbors will definitely smell. Secondary notes of pine needles and cracked pepper remind you this isn’t a Bath & Body Works candle, it’s weed. The exhale? A sweet-tropical candy that somehow still tastes like you licked a tire.

Grow Op: Stretch Armstrong Genetics

This plant grows like it’s trying to reach the ISS—expect 1.5–2× stretch in early flower. Top early, SCROG hard, or watch it poke your grow light in the eye. Yields are respectable if you don’t mind buds shaped like ET’s fingers: long, fox-tailed, and glistening like a disco ball. Novice growers welcome; astronauts preferred.

Medical Log

Doctors won’t prescribe it, but patients self-treat ADD, depression, and the existential dread of Monday meetings. Appetite stimulation is real—keep rations within arm’s reach. Pain relief is mild; it’s more ‘forget you had a headache’ than ‘cure your headache.’ Warning: may cause spontaneous TED Talks.

Who Should Board This Shuttle

Perfect for creatives, gamers, and anyone whose to-do list includes ‘finally organize the garage.’ Not ideal if your plans involve napping, operating forklifts, or calling your ex. If your idea of fun is color-coding books by emotional resonance, welcome aboard.