Permanent Marker

The Elevator Pitch

Bred in LA’s clout greenhouse scene, this Biscotti × Jealousy × Sherb Bx mash-up is so loud it could get you expelled from study hall. Leafly crowned it 2023 Strain of the Year, mostly because stoners kept Googling “permenant marker strain” like their keyboards were stuck in glue. Dense, purple-speckled nugs drip resin like they’re trying to write a ransom note on your soul.

Effects: Couch, Meet Face

First wave: tingly head high that makes you the most interesting person in the group chat—until you forget how thumbs work. Second wave: full-body gravity upgrade that turns Netflix autoplay into a hostage situation. Reviewers report feeling relaxed, chatty, and suddenly invested in documentaries about competitive cheese rolling.

Flavor & Aroma: Sniffin’ Markers, Legally

Dominant terps: myrcene, caryophyllene, and limonene, translating to “fresh Expo marker dipped in berry yogurt, rolled in rubber cement.” On the exhale you’ll catch creamy vanilla and a faint apology from your lungs. Room note lingers like a graffiti artist tagged your couch.

Growing Notes (a.k.a. Bragging Rights)

Indoor flowering time: 8-9 weeks of watching trichomes swell like TikTok egos. Plants stay medium height but explode in resin—hashmakers fight over trim like it’s the last Popeyes chicken sandwich. Cooler nights coax out purple hues that look suspiciously like you Photoshopped them for Instagram clout.

Medical Uses (Beyond ‘Existential Dread’)

Patients lean on it for stress, insomnia, and that special kind of back pain that only appears during Zoom calls. Myrcene delivers the couch-lock, caryophyllene tackles inflammation, and limonene keeps you from spiraling about your ex’s new profile pic. Side effects include forgetting where you left the actual permanent marker.

Who Huffs This Stuff?

Designed for seasoned stoners who think 30% THC is a starting point and enjoy flavors that taste like a chemical plant made dessert. Not recommended for first-timers, people with 8 a.m. meetings, or anyone whose snack budget is under $40. If your idea of a good night ends with you narrating Planet Earth to your cat, welcome home.