Point Blank

What Even Is This Thing?

Jinxproof Genetics won’t tell us the exact parents, which is breeder-speak for "mind your own business." All we know is it’s 70% indica, finishes in 56–63 days, and grows like it’s got a gym membership—dense, squat, and absolutely jacked with trichomes. Think 9lb Hammer’s grumpy cousin who skips leg day but still benches 300.

Effects (Spoiler: You’re Not Moving)

One bowl and your to-do list becomes a to-don’t list. Limbs go full marshmallow, eyelids gain sentience and vote unanimously to close, and suddenly your couch is the most interesting place in the multiverse. Great for people who think "productive" is a dirty word after 8 p.m.

Flavor & Aroma

Imagine someone blended peppery earth, overripe plums, and a hint of gym sock into a smoothie. Sounds gross, smells incredible—like a forbidden fruit salad served in a cedar chest. The exhale is so thick you could use it as a weighted blanket for your tongue.

Growing It Without Killing It

Home-growers love Point Blank because it forgives rookie mistakes like overwatering, underfeeding, or forgetting it exists for a day. Indoors it stays under 4 ft, outdoors it bushes out like it’s compensating for something. Yield is "embarrass your friends" level—expect dense, resin-dripping nugs that look dipped in moon dust.

Medical Uses (Translation: Excuses to Couch-Lock)

Patients grab it for insomnia, chronic pain, or existential dread after reading the news. At 26% THC, it’s basically a pharmaceutical sledgehammer. Side effects include forgetting where you left your phone (hint: you’re holding it) and discovering 14 hours later that Netflix asked "Are you still watching?" three times.

Who Should Smoke This?

Perfect for introverts, insomniacs, and anyone whose idea of cardio is scrolling to the bottom of the menu. If your plans involve standing up, pick a different strain. If your plans involve horizontal time-travel to tomorrow, welcome home.