Poop Dollar

The Name & The Fame

Pinehurst’s breeders must’ve been high on their own supply when they trademarked Poop Dollar, but the joke’s on us—this strain outsells half the menu. The gimmick works: customers walk in asking for “that stanky money weed” and leave with a jar of glittery green nugs that look like they’re dipped in sugar and shame.

Effects: Rich & Regrettable Decisions

Expect a creeping 18% THC wave that starts behind the eyes and ends somewhere near the fridge. The 52% indica side melts your spine into a beanbag while the 48% sativa keeps your brain awake enough to remember where you hid the snacks. Translation: you’ll reorganize your sock drawer at 2 a.m. while eating cereal with a ladle.

Flavor & Aroma: Eau de Barnyard Chic

Terps swing from damp soil and funky cheese to faint hints of sweet berries—basically if a farmer’s market had an identity crisis. The smell is loud; expect your roommate to ask if you’re composting in the living room. On the exhale you get spicy earth with a citrus chaser, proving looks (and names) can be deceiving.

Growing Poop Dollar (Indoor Confessional)

Medium height, dense colas, and trichome coverage so thick you’ll need sunglasses. Flowertime is 8-9 weeks; she’s not fussy but hates humidity like cats hate water. Yield clocks 400-500 g/m² indoors—enough to pay back your electric bill and still have “poop money” left over.

Medical Uses: From Existential Dread to Sore Knees

Patients report relief from stress, mild aches, and that special brand of insomnia where your brain replays embarrassing moments from high school. The balanced profile keeps paranoia at bay, so you can self-medicate without convincing yourself the feds are in the bushes.

Who Should Smoke This

Perfect for anyone who likes their weed loud, weird, and conversation-starting. Great for creative procrastinators, people who enjoy explaining strain names to their in-laws, and anyone who thinks “earthy” is a flavor profile, not an insult.