Post Traumatic Purple

The Origin Story (a.k.a. How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Purp)

New420Guy Seeds basically took two grumpy indicas, locked them in a grow tent, and said, "Make something pretty that erases bad memories." The result is a strain so purple it could guest-star on The Crown and so sedating it could tranquilize a rhino with anxiety. Fun fact: the color deepens if you drop nighttime temps—think of it as the plant’s way of putting on eyeliner before it punches you into the couch.

Effects: From Existential Dread to Horizontal Happiness

Expect the classic indica trilogy: brain hibernation, body meltdown, and snack-time heroics. First, your cerebral committee adjourns for the night. Next, your limbs become government-subsidized butter. Finally, you’ll negotiate a peace treaty with the fridge over leftover pad thai. Great for binge-watching documentaries you won’t remember and for convincing yourself the floor is, in fact, a perfectly acceptable mattress.

Flavor & Aroma: Forest Floor Fruit Salad

Nose-wise, it’s like someone buried a berry cobbler in a pine forest and then sprinkled dirt on it for authenticity. Taste follows suit—sweet, tangy berries up front, followed by earthy, woody notes that scream, "Yes, I camp, but only in video games." The myrcene-caryophyllene combo basically hot-boxes your sinuses with relaxation.

Growing Tips for Aspiring Purple People Eaters

She’s short, bushy, and emotionally needy—basically an indica houseplant with abandonment issues. Flowertime is 8-9 weeks, yields are respectable (not Instagram-brag worthy, but your dealer won’t ghost you). Drop temps to the mid-60s °F in late flower if you want those royal purples; skip that step and she’ll still get you high, just wearing green like a peasant.

Medical Uses: Because Therapy Costs Extra

Patients report relief from chronic pain, insomnia, and the soul-crushing realization that your group chat is talking about you. The 18-24 % THC smacks down pain receptors while the terp trio (myrcene, limonene, caryophyllene) performs a three-man weave around inflammation and anxiety. Side effects may include forgetting why you walked into the kitchen, then remembering you live there now.

Who Should Smoke This?

Perfect for night owls, Netflix marathoners, and anyone whose FitBit registers "horizontal yoga." If your idea of cardio is reaching for the remote, welcome home. Sativa loyalists who fear the couch should proceed with caution—this strain will fold you into origami and mail you to Dreamland, COD.