Pre 98 Episode 1

Backstory: Before Y2K Panic Was a Thing

Pre 98 Episode 1 is Night Owl’s love letter to the era when people still used pagers and thought the internet might be a fad. Crafted from a three-way genetic orgy of ruderalis, indica, and sativa, it’s basically the cannabis equivalent of a mixtape labeled "Chill Vibes Only." The breeders claim it nods to legendary 90s strains, which is marketing speak for "we couldn’t legally name-drop Bubba Kush, but wink wink."

Effects: Couch, Meet Brain

At 15% THC, it won’t send you to the ER, but it will send you to the fridge—repeatedly. Expect a gentle body melt that feels like being hugged by a weighted blanket made of nostalgia, paired with a cerebral buzz that makes conspiracy documentaries feel like Pulitzer material. Functional enough to microwave nachos, too baked to remember where you put the remote.

Flavor & Aroma: Gas-Station Gourmet

The nose hits like a 7-Eleven parking lot: earthy coffee, dark chocolate, and a whiff of pine-sol someone used to cover up the weed smell. On the tongue, it’s basically a mocha that got lost in the woods—bitter, woody, with a citrus finish that screams "I peaked in 1997." Your breath will smell like a barista’s apron; your soul will smell like teen spirit.

Growing: Autoflower for People Who Kill Succulents

Thanks to its ruderalis side, this strain grows faster than your ex’s rebound relationship. Compact, frost-bombed nugs (3-5g each) pop in 8-9 weeks, making it perfect for closet cultivators or anyone who’s ever killed a cactus. It’s basically the Toyota Corolla of weed—reliable, unsexy, and impossible to fuck up.

Medical: Grandma’s Medicine Cabinet

Low CBD means it’s not curing cancer, but it’ll absolutely cure your in-laws’ holiday dinner. Great for stress, mild pain, and pretending your Wi-Fi isn’t down. Side effects include uncontrollable nostalgia and the sudden urge to listen to Pearl Jam on cassette.

Who It’s For: Millennials Having a Midlife Crisis

If you’ve ever said "They don’t make music like they used to" while scrolling TikTok, this is your strain. Ideal for 30-somethings who want to feel 19 again without the hangover. Not for Gen Z—they’ll just complain it doesn’t come in a disposable vape.