Pre98 Sour Sherbet

The Backstory (AKA: Why Your Uncle Won't Shut Up About This One)

Larger Than Life Seed Co. dusted off the genetic DeLorean and cranked it to 1997 to birth this throwback. Pre98 Sour Sherbet is the lovechild of old-school breeding before people started naming weed after breakfast cereals. It’s 55-60% sativa leaning, which means you’ll be energized enough to finally organize your sock drawer, but the 40-45% indica will ensure you give up halfway through and order pizza instead.

Effects: Like Time-Traveling to Your Older Brother's Bedroom

Expect a cerebral buzz that feels suspiciously like sneaking into your sibling's room and discovering their CD collection—exciting, slightly rebellious, and you’ll definitely find some Nirvana. The body high creeps in like your mom yelling from downstairs: gentle at first, then suddenly you're glued to the beanbag chair contemplating the existential meaning of Surge soda. At 18% THC, it’s potent enough to matter but won’t have you staring at your hand for three hours wondering if fingers are just tiny arms.

Flavor & Aroma: Sour Patch Kids’ Sophisticated Cousin

The terpene profile reads like a chemistry set exploded in a candy store. Caryophyllene brings the peppery kick, Linalool adds lavender grandma vibes, and Myrcene rounds it out with that classic dank earthiness. Basically, it smells like someone spilled orange Tang on a forest floor, then tried to cover it up with incense. The taste follows suit—sharp citrus upfront that mellows into a sweet, almost medicinal finish. Like cough syrup, but the kind you actually want to take.

Growing This Retro Beast

Pre98 Sour Sherbet grows like it’s got something to prove—dense, resin-drenched buds that look like they’re wearing tiny disco ball outfits. Under optimal conditions (read: not your closet with a desk lamp), you’re looking at 550g/m² of pure nostalgia. It’s relatively pest-resistant, which is more than we can say for your actual 1998 self during lice checks. The purple hues that develop are prettier than your Lisa Frank folder collection, and those orange pistils? Pure 90s fashion.

Medical Benefits (For When Your Back Hurts From Nostalgia)

Thanks to that Linalool, anxiety melts faster than your favorite cassette tape in a hot car. Caryophyllene brings anti-inflammatory properties perfect for those “I used to be able to party all night” knees. Myrcene ensures the body high actually reaches those places that crack when you stand up. It’s particularly popular among patients who want pain relief without feeling like they’re trapped in a Windows 98 screensaver.

Who Should Smoke This

If you’ve ever said “they don’t make music like they used to” or still have a Blockbuster card in your wallet, congratulations—you’re the target demographic. Perfect for creative types who want to write the next great American novel but will probably just end up making a killer playlist instead. Also ideal for anyone who wants to feel productive while accomplishing absolutely nothing, which honestly is peak 90s energy.