Pure Amnesia Autoflowering

Strain Overview

LaMota crammed the legendary Amnesia Haze into a Ruderalis body, slapped an “auto” sticker on it, and now we have a plant that flowers in 70–80 days while still punching at 15–25 % THC. Think of it as the cannabis equivalent of a 5-hour energy shot that forgot to bring snacks.

Effects (a.k.a. The Forget-Me-Now Rollercoaster)

First hit: cerebral rocket boost, creative monologues, and an urgent need to alphabetize your vinyl. Second hit: you’ll be convinced you solved climate change but can’t remember where you left your phone. The sativa dominance keeps the body light while the subtle indica undertow keeps you from actually floating into traffic.

Flavor & Aroma

Nose: lemon pledge and hazy spice with hints of “did I leave the stove on?” Taste: zesty citrus peel up front, earthy pine on the back, and a lingering whisper of existential dread. Terpene nerds will note elevated myrcene and limonene, which basically means it smells like a cleaning product you’d happily huff.

Growing Notes

Perfect for the impatient, the lazy, or anyone whose landlord drops by unannounced. Auto genetics keep her squat (max 120 cm), resilient to 85 % of weather tantrums, and ready for harvest before your landlord finishes their vacation. Yields hit 400–500 g/m² indoors or “enough to forget this summer happened” outdoors.

Medical Uses

Patients report relief from fatigue, depression, and the crushing weight of remembering what they did last weekend. The speedy onset is great for daytime pain or creative blocks; just keep a notebook handy because short-term memory goes on a smoke break around minute 15.

Who Should Smoke This

Ideal for writers on deadline, gamers grinding ranked matches, or anyone who needs to vacuum the apartment but wants to enjoy the process. Not recommended for people who need to remember where they parked. If your life is a to-do list, Pure Amnesia Auto will happily delete half of it—then ask what a to-do list is.